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Title: Storytime with Thomas
Post by: Ryz on April 27, 2013, 22:29:58

Teacher Castration

[07:51] <%Thomas> =D
[07:51] <%Thomas> teacher got hit in the nuts
[07:52] <%Thomas> it was physics practical period
[07:53] <%Thomas> he was teaching us some kind of shitty gravity constant thing
[07:53] <%Thomas> there was some kinda rod and stand like instrument which is used to measure weight
[07:54] <%Thomas> he came near to that. and binded a string. with it
[07:55] <%Thomas> he got hit in the nuts with a steel rod
[07:56] <%Thomas> =D and he showed us what happens when you get hit in nuts
[07:56] <%Thomas> he lay down and started  crying loud
[07:56] <%Thomas> he took 2 days off
[07:56] <%Thomas> that rod weight was about 20 Kilos
[07:56] <%Thomas> and it was waving
[07:57] <%Thomas> it fell on nuts
[07:57] <~Ryz> lmfao
[07:58] <~Ryz> did his nuts fall off
[07:58] <%Thomas> he was wearning underwear. how could i know?
[07:58] <%Thomas> he is alright.
[07:59] <~Ryz> wut
[07:59] <~Ryz> did his nuts fall off and roll around on the floor
[07:59] <%Thomas> yes they were red and kinda egg shaped
[07:59] <%Thomas> they were rolling on floor
[08:00] <%Thomas> a student stepped on one nut..
[08:00] <%Thomas> it was juicy

Backflip Teacher

[08:08] <%Thomas> Ryce! let me remember the past
[08:08] <%Thomas> okay i was in the class
[08:09] <%Thomas> year 2008 or smthing.
[08:09] <%Thomas> it was middle of the lecture. a boy went out for washroom
[08:11] <%Thomas> yeah in middle of lecture
[08:11] <%Thomas> teacher asked that student for glass of water
[08:11] <%Thomas> he went out
[08:12] <%Thomas> after a while he came back on door sliding all hall way
08:12] <%Thomas> and he asked teacher may i come in
[08:12] <%Thomas> sliping sort of
[08:12] <%Thomas> stunting. on floor
[08:12] <%Thomas> teacher: yes
[08:13] <%Thomas> he was still sliding on floor, but as he enter the class.
[08:13] <%Thomas> suddenly the glass fell on the floor and water spreaded all way.
[08:14] <%Thomas> all i remember is he tried to back flip and went under teacher
[08:14] <~Ryz> wut
[08:14] <~Ryz> lmfao what
[08:15] <~Ryz> he did a backflip
[08:15] <~Ryz> UNDER
[08:15] <~Ryz> the teacher?
[08:15] <~Ryz> like slide under the teacher
[08:15] <~Ryz> but did a backflip
[08:16] <%Thomas> he saw teacher pussy
[08:17] <%Thomas> well its not funny
[08:17] <%Thomas> after that shit happened
[08:17] <%Thomas> she rsg
[08:17] <~Ryz> did someone die?

Rubber Lizard

[08:17] <%Thomas> did you like lizards?
[08:17] <%Thomas> i remember smthing
[08:17] <%Thomas> i was in 3rd grade
[08:19] <%Thomas> you know i always hated math period
[08:19] <%Thomas> some student brang a fake rubber lizard
[08:19] <%Thomas> we were playing with it
[08:19] <%Thomas> teacher came in.
[08:19] <%Thomas> and started teaching math
[08:19] <%Thomas> as she was on board writing stuff.
[08:19] <~Ryz> brang
[08:20] <%Thomas> 2 students started fight. "give me that " "no its mine"
[08:20] <%Thomas> the lizard slipped off their hands and it jumped.
[08:20] <%Thomas> gosh!
[08:20] <%Thomas> it fell between her boobies!
[08:20] <%Thomas> ;d
[08:21] <%Thomas> she was crying ! "Take it off now!!! ahhhhhhhhhhh"
[08:21] <~Ryz> lmfao
[08:21] <~Ryz> what kind of school was this!
[08:21] <~Ryz> rubber lizards, boobies kids...
[08:21] <~Ryz> fucking hell
[08:21] <%Thomas> it went through her bra to her sharwar
[08:21] <%Thomas> sharwar = pant stuff
[08:21] <%Thomas> =D
[08:21] <%Thomas> she was shocked
[08:22] <%Thomas> they called ambulance. and she was in kinda coma for 3 days
[08:22] <%Thomas> not actual coma
[08:22] <%Thomas> she was shocked
[08:22] <%Thomas> just imagine a lizard on your penis
[08:22] <~Ryz> pant stuff
[08:22] <~Ryz> what the fuck is pant stuff
[08:22] <~Ryz> WHAT A COMA
[08:22] <~Ryz> FOR 3 DAYS FROM RUBBER LIZARD
[08:22] <~Ryz> ARE YOU MENTAL
[08:23] <%Thomas> i am okay. true story
[08:23] <~Ryz> a coma 3 days
[08:23] <%Thomas> and i was suspected for lizard
[08:23] <~Ryz> what
[08:23] <%Thomas> damn them!
[08:23] <~Ryz> you was suspected for lizard
[08:23] <~Ryz> they thought you were the one in her bra
[08:23] <~Ryz> and not the rubber lizard?
[08:23] <%Thomas> because i was the one fighting with another student
[08:23] <~Ryz> ohh suspended
[08:23] <%Thomas> no
[08:23] <~Ryz> not suspected
[08:23] <%Thomas> no
[08:23] <~Ryz> WHAT
[08:24] <%Thomas> suspected
[08:24] <%Thomas> that i threw it
[08:24] <~Ryz> how could you be suspected for being the lizard in her bra
[08:24] <~Ryz> you are human
[08:24] <%Thomas> it was a clear accident
[08:24] <~Ryz> lizard is rubber
[08:24] <%Thomas> -_-
[08:24] <%Thomas> they thought i threw it,
[08:24] <%Thomas> but i didn't
[08:24] <~Ryz> was she just wearing a bra
[08:25] <~Ryz> cause I guess the lizard was like.. average lizard size
[08:25] <~Ryz> I don't even know
[08:25] <~Ryz> what to say
[08:25] <~Ryz> tbh

The Crush

[15:23] <%Thomas> Have you ever happen to have sropped your ballz somewhere?
[15:24] <%Thomas> Strapped?
[15:24] <~Darfy> no
[15:24] <%Thomas> You are fine =)
[15:24] <~Darfy> yes
[15:25] <~Ryz> lmfao
[15:25] <~Ryz> tell us about your crush
[15:27] <%Thomas> One day at her home i was picking up some school assignments
[15:28] <%Thomas> I went to her room and accidently picked her personal diary instead of book
[15:28] <~Smoke2jointS> did you accidently grab her boob and run away?
[15:28] <~Ryz> rofl
[15:28] <~Ryz> what was the difference
[15:28] <~Ryz> between a diary and a book?
[15:28] <~Ryz> anything?
[15:29] <%Thomas> But as i said shit happens
[15:29] <~Smoke2jointS> how do you accidently grab her diary?
[15:29] <%Thomas> It was btw the pages
[15:29] <~Smoke2jointS> your schoolbooks there have My Diary written on them?
[15:29] <%Thomas> Went home and started to check pages and found her diary
[15:29] <~Smoke2jointS> just admit you stole her diary
[15:30] <~Smoke2jointS> just like you grabbed that girls boob on purpose
[15:30] <%Thomas> Hence her diary was never found
[15:30] <%Fer_r_ari> cum inside the diary and give it back
[15:31] <%Thomas> Until she saw it in my backpack
[15:31] <~Ryz> lmfao!
[15:31] <%Thomas> But..
[15:31] <%Thomas> That day..
[15:31] <~Ryz> she went into your backpack?
[15:31] <%Thomas> Oh man dont make me say
[15:31] <%Fer_r_ari> she'll ba like "Thomas, why are the pages in my diary stuck together?!"
[15:31] <%Fer_r_ari> be*
[15:31] <%Thomas> Yup ryz
[15:32] <%Thomas> I told her to get iphone charger
[15:32] <~Smoke2jointS> or just slip some pictures of yout cock in random pages
[15:32] <%Fer_r_ari> oo
[15:32] <%Fer_r_ari> thats swell too
[15:32] <%Thomas> I wrote many love peoms. But shitttt it was in diary
[15:32] <%Fer_r_ari> follow smokey's words blindly, thomas
[15:32] <%Fer_r_ari> he's pro
[15:33] <~Ryz> lmfao
[15:33] <%Fer_r_ari> we all know that you did every fucking thing on purpose, Thomas
[15:33] <%Fer_r_ari> just admit it
[15:33] <~Ryz> agreed
[15:33] <%Thomas> I forgot my nude photo in my backpack too
[15:33] <~Smoke2jointS> yup
[15:33] <%Thomas> Hence that photo was never found
[15:33] <%Fer_r_ari> you should've put a hole under your backpack
[15:33] <%Thomas> =(
[15:34] <%Fer_r_ari> and put your cock from underneath
[15:34] <%Thomas> Tailhole

Exploding Toilet

[15:36] <%Thomas> Neighbour toilet just blew up!
[15:36] <%Thomas> Brb let me get news
[15:37] <~Smoke2jointS> lol
[15:37] <~Smoke2jointS> reporter thomas is on the case
[15:38] <%Thomas> Ah its nothing
[15:39] <%Thomas> As usual their son just planted firework under toilet so that when their aunt start smoking cigrett on toilet it would blow
[15:40] <~Ryz> ah yeah as usual
[15:40] <%Thomas> Its usual .happens twice a year
[15:40] <~Ryz> the old firework under the toilet trick in a confined space to stop elderly women from smoking trick
[15:40] <~Ryz> classic one
[15:40] <~Smoke2jointS> how would her smoking a cigarette when the firecracker is under the toilet make it blow up?
[15:41] <~Smoke2jointS> i call bullshit on this one
[15:41] <%Thomas> It was remite controlled
[15:41] <~Ryz> remite eh
[15:41] <~Ryz> remite controlled robit dog
[15:41] <~Smoke2jointS> ohhh remite of course, totally believable now
[15:41] <%Thomas> And how he knew'd when she start smoking
[15:41] <%Thomas> Well she sings old songs when she smokes
[15:41] <~Smoke2jointS> well if he knew'd I guess it's possible
[15:41] <%Thomas> Remote*
[15:42] <%Thomas> I gota a call brb
[15:42] <~Ryz> probably the police tbh
[15:42] <%Thomas> Back . Yup police but
[15:43] <~Ryz> quick
[15:43] <%Fer_r_ari> i'd belive even if he says that the neighbour kid had TNT planted in the toilet
[15:43] <%Thomas> They caught my cousin driving on peoples lawn
[15:43] <~Ryz> ??
[15:43] <~Ryz> in one minute
[15:43] <~Smoke2jointS> why would the police call you for that?
[15:43] <%Fer_r_ari> caught driving on people's lawn or people lying on their lawns?
[15:43] <~Ryz> the police called you and told you that
[15:44] <~Smoke2jointS> all in under a minute
[15:44] <%Thomas> Dunno he. Has my number on quick dail
[15:44] <%Fer_r_ari> may be it was him who called the police
[15:44] <~Ryz> oh quick dail
[15:44] <~Ryz> of course
[15:44] <~Ryz> i guess he just speaks fast also
[15:44] <%Thomas> Hes. Fine just 15 $ charfe
[15:44] <~Smoke2jointS> the police call you often huh?
[15:44] <%Thomas> Charge
[15:44] <%Thomas> I get sms
[15:44] <%Fer_r_ari> Thomas the Sheriff
[15:45] <~Ryz> wtf is going on
[15:45] <~Ryz> lmfao

The Dog

[19:58] <%Thomas> Today i went to park with my dog
[19:59] <%Thomas> He ate something in the park and now he is spitting brownies everywhere from tiny hole
[20:00] <~Ryz> lmfao wt
[20:00] <~Ryz> how is your dog
[20:00] <%Thomas> As i said its smthing dark brown .. But i m not sure
[20:01] <~Ryz> what
[20:01] <~Ryz> what is the tiny hole
[20:01] <~Ryz> in your dog
[20:01] <%Thomas> The hole along the tail
[20:01] <~Ryz> the hole along the tail
[20:01] <~Ryz> WTF
[20:01] <%Murdock> tailhole
[20:02] <~Ryz> lmfao tailhole
[20:02] <~Ryz> wtf
[20:02] <%Thomas> Hahaha
[20:02] <~Ryz> what is the tailhole thomas?
[20:02] <%Thomas> I felt earthquake in my asshole squirting ..
[20:02] <~Ryz> LOL!
[20:02] <~Ryz> !!!!
[20:03] <~Ryz> wait go back to dog tiny hole
[20:03] <~Ryz> did you insert figure into hole?
[20:03] <%Thomas> That tinyhole engages 3.5inches brown missiles.
[20:04] <~Ryz> so that tiny hole is infact the dog's asshole correct?
[20:04] <%Thomas> Why would i bang my gf's dog?
[20:04] <%Thomas> Could be .
[20:04] <%Thomas> I lost my senses
[20:05] <%Murdock> ill just leave now..
[20:05] <~Ryz> lmfao
[20:05] <~Ryz> tell me more about yer dog
[20:05] <%Thomas> First of all i thought they were kebabs
[20:05] <~Ryz> the dog was kebab?
[20:06] <%Thomas> The brown things
[20:06] <%Murdock> the kebab was dog
[20:06] <~Ryz> shit
[20:06] <~Ryz> is the word you are looking for
[20:06] <~Ryz> not brown things
[20:06] <~Ryz> not kebabs
[20:06] <~Smoke2jointS> rofl
[20:07] <%Thomas>  My junior bro tried to ate one of them he just picked one up and it got slipped off his hand
[20:07] <~Smoke2jointS> get the name right
[20:07] <~Ryz> he tried to eat dog shit
[20:07] <%Thomas> You call it dog shit??
[20:07] <~Ryz> what do you call it?
[20:08] <~Smoke2jointS> brown things from dogs... Hmmm yep thats shit
[20:08] <~Ryz> you seem to call it brown kebab things
[20:08] <%Thomas> Its not a real dog
[20:08] <~Ryz> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[20:08] <~Ryz> well that changes everything
[20:08] <~Ryz> what is it then
[20:08] <~Ryz> you said it was a dog
[20:08] <~Ryz> now its not a dog anymore?
[20:09] <~Smoke2jointS> LOL
[20:09] <%Thomas> It was birthday present for my bro. The brown things were chocolate candies . Dog was running low on battries
[20:09] <~Ryz> WHAT
[20:09] <~Smoke2jointS> spitting brownies from tiny hole lmao
[20:09] <~Ryz> you said you went to part with dog
[20:09] <~Ryz> park*
[20:09] <~Ryz> is robo dog?
[20:09] <%Thomas> I did in fact.
[20:09] <~Smoke2jointS> robo 150
[20:09] <~Ryz> you took a toy robo that shits out candy to a park
[20:10] <%morphine> wt
[20:10] <%Thomas> With my bro . Battries just went low
[20:10] <~Ryz> lmao
[20:10] <~Ryz> wow
[20:10] <~Ryz> only taken us like 15 mins
[20:10] <~Ryz> to finally found out its not a fucking real dog
[20:10] <~Smoke2jointS> chocolate candy shitting robot dogs
[20:11] <~Ryz> taking a shit in a park..
[20:11] <~Smoke2jointS> i kinda want one
[20:11] <%Thomas> My bro is annoying when it comes to dogs and puppies he would just hug them up until they die
[20:11] <~Smoke2jointS> thats called animal abuse
[20:12] <~Smoke2jointS> not hugging
[20:12] <%Thomas> So robo dog works fine

Lice

[20:16] <%Thomas> This is terrible day .
[20:16] <~Ryz> tell me about it
[20:16] <%Thomas> I just woohooed my phone in toilet
[20:17] <%Thomas> But it was old one
[20:17] <SquieR> this guys just a fucktard with naff all understanding of the social dynamic
[20:18] <~Ryz> what did you do today?
[20:19] <%Thomas> Nothing bad just saw a lice in hopeless place and stared at it for 2 hours
[20:19] <~Ryz> ??
[20:19] <~Ryz> please run that by me again
[20:19] <~Smoke2jointS> where was it thomas?
[20:19] <%Thomas> Mice in wallhole
[20:20] <%Thomas> Not lice....
[20:20] <%Murdock> thomas' tiny hole
[20:20] <%Thomas> Come again?
[20:21] <%Thomas> And i almost killed a flying pigeon with my school shoe
[20:22] <~Smoke2jointS> a flying pigeon?
[20:22] <%Thomas> I threw it off to it and my shoe accidently went to neighbour house and i heard ouch
[20:22] <~Smoke2jointS> the pigeon said ouch?
[20:22] <~Smoke2jointS> or the house said ouch?
[20:23] <%Thomas> No . My neighbour aunt got half fainted when she got hit by a flying shoe
[20:23] <%Thomas> On head
[20:25] <~Smoke2jointS> ok hang onto your shoes, you dont want it getting in dog brown stuff
[20:25] <~Ryz> LOOl
[20:25] <~Ryz> a flying pidgeon
[20:25] <~Ryz> pigeon*
[20:25] <~Ryz> wtf
[20:26] <~Ryz> you killed
[20:26] <~Ryz> your neighbour with shoe?
[20:26] <%Thomas> Dafuq?
[20:26] <~Ryz> nie?
[20:26] <~Ryz> the pigeon said ouch?
[20:26] <~Ryz> im confuse
[20:27] <%Thomas> Nook she almost went in coma
[20:27] <%Thomas> But shes fine
[20:37] <%Thomas> Hi
[20:39] <%Thomas> I gota loads of dinghy filled with cum
[20:40] <%Thomas> Cum=comb
[20:40] <%Thomas> Voice recon is baaad
[20:40] <%Thomas> Shipping issuses
[20:41] <%Thomas> K bang my mick if you need me
[20:43] <%Thomas> Hi ryz thanks for banging my hopeless lice with your hand
[20:43] <~Ryz> you are most welcome
[20:44] <~Ryz> you should go buy some lice shampoo stuff
[20:44] <%Thomas> I dont have it. I just shaved my head few hours ago
[20:45] <~Ryz> maybe your robo dog as
[20:45] <~Ryz> has*
[20:45] <%Thomas> I thought it belonged to you
[20:45] <~Ryz> yeah
[20:45] <~Ryz> sharing is caring
[20:45] <~Ryz> :)
[20:45] <%Thomas> Let me get my shovel and shove it up to tailhole
[20:46] <m> thomas
[20:46] <m> are you on weed too?
[20:46] <@Gudio> jajajaja
[20:46] <@Gudio> 7 targets left
[20:46] <%Thomas> Yea . Just took a hot few minutes ago

The Girl

[23:19] <%Thomas> as i was passing through gate.i accidently touched a girl.
[23:19] <~Ryz> lmfao
[23:19] <~Ryz> carry on, its good already
[23:19] <~Ryz> passing through gate
[23:19] <%Thomas> poverty timing.she got angry and complained.
[23:19] <~Ryz> wtf you mean you touched her
[23:19] <~Smoke2jointS> what a bitch
[23:20] <~Ryz> like a paedo?
[23:20] <~Smoke2jointS> whats the world coming to when you cant fondle strangers without them complaining
[23:20] <%Thomas> yea accidently i touched her's boobs
[23:20] <~Ryz> as in bumpted into her by mistake..
[23:20] <~Darfy> you agressively grabbed her boobs or just touched her accidentelly?
[23:20] <~Ryz> you go around touching girl's tits?
[23:20] <~Ryz> just like that?
[23:20] <%Thomas> *gently*
[23:21] <~Ryz> LOL
[23:21] <~Smoke2jointS> gently doesnt sound like "by mistake"
[23:21] <~Ryz> do you walk around with your hands up
23:21] <%Thomas> too much questions i am already exhausted
[23:21] <~Ryz> you walk around like a zombie?
[23:21] <~Ryz> with arms up
[23:21] <~Darfy> was touching tits so exhausting
[23:21] <~Darfy> :S
[23:21] <~Ryz> so you can 'accidently' touch booobies
[23:21] <~Smoke2jointS> He walks around with his ahdns at chest lvl "if i touch your boobs, its your fault for walking into my hands bitch"
[23:21] <~Ryz> when passing through gate
[23:21] <%Thomas> i did ran like a hell retard.
[23:22] <~Darfy> why did you ran
[23:22] <~Darfy> run
[23:22] <~Ryz> rin
[23:23] <%Thomas> there was a narrow space for passage. i got stucked and got a 2 to 4 second window time
[23:23] <~Darfy> running away just made you look like a paedophile lol
[23:24] <%Thomas> while then i gently swifted my hand towards the hanger.but it went through her arms on her boobs
[23:25] <%Thomas> ghosh they were soft
[23:26] <~Ryz> one way passage
[23:26] <~Ryz> yet 2 people are fucking idiots
[23:26] <~Ryz> and both tried to go through it at the same time
[23:26] <~Ryz> ._.
[23:26] <~Ryz> did you not see her
[23:26] <~Ryz> and think
[23:27] <%Thomas> well you know shit happens
[23:27] <~Ryz> "hmm... i'll stand here and let her pass first"
[23:27] <~Smoke2jointS> hmmm
[23:27] <%Thomas> well she was before me
[23:27] <~Ryz> she was walking in front of you?
[23:27] <%Thomas> as i am lazy for speed
[23:28] <%Thomas> no
[23:28] <%Thomas> on my back
[23:28] <~Smoke2jointS> so his hands accidently went around her body and cupped her boobs
[23:28] <%Thomas> fuck
[23:28] <~Ryz> lmao
[23:28] <~Smoke2jointS> you were laying down?
[23:28] <~Darfy> :SS
[23:28] <~Ryz> she was on your back?
[23:28] <%Thomas> fuckkk
[23:28] <~Ryz> publico' sexo?
[23:28] <~Ryz> :oo
[23:28] <~Darfy> she was standing on her head?
[23:28] <%Thomas> -__-
[23:28] <~Darfy> i am confuse
[23:28] <~Smoke2jointS> you were upside down and she was standing on your head?
[23:28] <~Darfy> pls
[23:28] <%Thomas> ryz i got an offer.
[23:29] <~Ryz> son, i am disapoint.
[23:29] <~Ryz> what offer is that
[23:29] <~Ryz> moar than just a casual boob touch?
[23:31] <~Ryz> thmoas
[23:31] <~Ryz> thomas*
[23:31] <~Ryz> you should
[23:31] <~Ryz> video your life
[23:31] <~Ryz> into a tv show
[23:32] <~Ryz> I would love to see you walking through gate
[23:32] <~Darfy> lmaooo
[23:32] <~Ryz> and touching boob
[23:32] <~Ryz> and running
[23:32] <%Thomas> i will do today at school
[23:33] <~Smoke2jointS> dont forget to have your brown jacket on fire when you do
[23:33] <~Smoke2jointS> and act like you dont know its on fire
[23:33] <~Ryz> and a boob in yer hand
[23:33] <%Thomas> btw dink =¿¿¿
[23:33] <~Smoke2jointS> and genetills in the other hand
[23:33] <~Ryz> gentills

Popcorn

[16:46] <%Thomas> You know shit happens
[16:46] <%Thomas> I blew up my microwave
[16:47] <%Thomas> I bought some popcorn packs
[16:48] <%Thomas> Just placed a bag in oven
[16:48] <%Thomas> 5 minutes later it blew up
[16:49] <%Thomas> Just forgot to un wrap the alum foil
[16:49] <~Baldachyn> microwave down ?
[16:49] <%Thomas> Yes and i made a black spot in my kitchen
[16:49] <~Baldachyn> black spot?
[16:49] <~Baldachyn> like a hole ?
[16:50] <~Baldachyn> what you gonna do ?
[16:50] <~Baldachyn> You must do smth
[16:50] <%Thomas> Want some burnt popcorn?
[16:50] <~Baldachyn> you cant leave a hole in kitchen
[16:50] <%Thomas> Well i can
[16:50] <~Baldachyn> no I dont want a cancer
[16:50] <%Thomas> Its not my house actually
[16:51] <%Thomas> I broke in my neighbour house
[16:51] <~Baldachyn> so you burnt someones kitchen
[16:51] <%Thomas> They wont mind.because they dont know who did that
[16:51] <~Baldachyn> So you came to neighbours kitchen to burn his house down ?
[16:51] <%Thomas> Close enough
[16:52] <~Baldachyn> what the neighbour did to you
[16:52] <%Thomas> Noth
[16:52] <~Baldachyn> so why you want to burn his kitchen?
[16:52] <%Thomas> They snatched my birthday cake last year
[16:52] <~Baldachyn> ahh
[16:52] <~Baldachyn> so revenge
[16:53] <%Thomas> No no no
[16:53] <%Thomas> Not revenge
[16:53] <~Baldachyn> and you dont have a kitchen at ur house ?
[16:54] <%Thomas> According to them they accidently took my cake by pull it off from my hands
[16:54] <~Ryz> lmfao what the fuck
[16:54] <~Ryz> make hole
[16:54] <~Ryz> kitchen tailhole
[16:54] <~Baldachyn> Ryz, Thomas burnt neighbours kitchen
[16:54] <~Ryz> shit :s
[16:54] <%Thomas> So as for them i accidently made aa
[16:54] <~Baldachyn> bcuz they ruined his cake from bday
[16:54] <%Thomas> Hole in kitchen
[16:55] <%Thomas> Popcorn still hot
[16:55] <%Thomas> Want some?
[16:55] <~Baldachyn> One must be brave person to make popcorn in neighbours house
[16:55] <~Baldachyn> and make a hole there
[16:56] <~Baldachyn> I usually do popcorn at my house
[16:56] <~Baldachyn> so you are still at his house ??
[16:56] <~Baldachyn> alone ?
[16:57] <%Thomas> I didn't want to ruin my baking tnt in oven
[16:57] <%Thomas> No.
[16:57] <~Baldachyn> Police is there with you ?
[16:57] <%Thomas> But theres a prob
[16:57] <%Thomas> I cant go home
[16:58] <%Thomas> There is a dog barking at me
[16:58] <~Baldachyn> they locked you in his house
[16:58] <~Baldachyn> ahh dog
[16:58] <~Baldachyn> cook him
[16:58] <%Thomas> Dafuq.they taste bullshit
[16:58] <%Thomas> What should do?
[16:58] <~Baldachyn> oh I always wanted to ask someone how dog tastes
[16:59] <%Thomas> Run through gate
[16:59] <~Darfy> o_O
[16:59] <%Thomas> Dog will rip me off
[17:00] <~Baldachyn> btw thomas, how it comes you are chatting with me from neighbours house ?
[17:00] <%Thomas> Balda you smart ass
[17:00] <@Alphazor> thomas is my hero
[17:00] <~Baldachyn> you hacked into his pc Oo
[17:00] <%Thomas> Extended wifi ant
[17:00] <~Baldachyn> ahh that explains all
[17:00] <%Thomas> Let me 5 min
[17:00] <%Thomas> I got a plan
[17:01] <~Ryz> why are you in your neighbours kitchen?
[17:01] <~Baldachyn> so you are calling for S.O.S bcuz you 1) ended up in neighbours house trapped, 2) you made a popcorn in his kitchen and burnt it 3) hole in the kitchen
[17:01] <%Thomas> God it worked!
[17:01] <~Ryz> do you sneak in there just to make popcorn using their microwave?
[17:01] <~Ryz> :s
[17:02] <%Thomas> Yea
[17:02] <@Alphazor> not everyone can pay electricity yo
[17:02] <%Thomas> I gave dog some burnt popcorn
[17:02] <~Ryz> dog with tailhole
[17:02] <~Baldachyn> :D thats how you managed to run out from the house ?
[17:02] <~Darfy> lol what am i reading
[17:02] <~Baldachyn> Thomas is escaping from police now
[17:03] <~Baldachyn> we have a live broadcats
[17:03] <~Baldachyn> *cast
[17:03] <~Baldachyn> from thomas
[17:03] <%Thomas> Oh hes actually having a heart attack
[17:03] <~Baldachyn> so now you killed ur neighbours dog
[17:03] <%Thomas> Rolling on grass wtf?
[17:04] <%Thomas> Its time to run
[17:04] <~Baldachyn> yes run thomas run
[17:04] <%Thomas> See you in house
[17:04] <~Baldachyn> which one
[17:04] <~Baldachyn> I heard that Bryce has good microwave and lovely kitchen
[17:05] <~Baldachyn> you should go there
[17:05] <%Thomas> Oh geez
[17:05] <%Thomas> I m in home
[17:05] <@Alphazor> you took the PC with you?
[17:05] <%Thomas> Let me call police
[17:06] <~Baldachyn> murder
[17:06] <%Thomas> I told police that a whore broke in and took some bra's
[17:06] <%Thomas> Oh fuck
[17:06] <m> so thomas
[17:06] <m> what have you been smokin' again
[17:06] <%Thomas> I forgot my burnt popcorn's
[17:07] <~Baldachyn> home down, school down
[17:07] <@Alphazor> tell she made popcorns
[17:07] <%Thomas> I'll have to get back
[17:07] <%Thomas> Ah nvm.i will blow mybkitchen then

Typical School Day

[18:10] <%Thomas> Today at last period of school
[18:10] <%Thomas> 3 of my school fellows were laughing
[18:10] <%Thomas> i was sitting at front
[18:11] <%Thomas> they were thinking about escaping plan
[18:11] <%Thomas> suddenly teacher came in
[18:11] <%Thomas> one of the big guy picked a chair and smashed it on him
[18:11] <~Ryz> no
[18:11] <~Ryz> that didn't happen
[18:12] <%Thomas> 2 of them took the table
[18:12] <~Ryz> NO THOMAS
[18:12] <@Alphazor> SHIT I MISSED STORY TIME
[18:12] <@Alphazor> TELL ME IN SHORT LINES WHAT I'VE MISSED
[18:12] <~Ryz> IS BULLSHIT STORY
[18:12] <%Thomas> and covered it with the table until our school headmaster came in
[18:12] <@Alphazor> STILL TELL
[18:12] <~Ryz> SOME GUYS IN SCHOOL
[18:12] <~Ryz> THINKING OF A PLAN TO ESCAPE
[18:12] <~Ryz> THEN ONE OF THEM PICKED UP A CHAIR AND SMASHED IT ON HIS FRIEND
[18:13] <~Ryz> THEN ONE OF THEM PICKED UP A TABLE
[18:13] <~Ryz> AND PUT IT ON ANOTHER TABLE UNTIL THE HEADMASTER CAME IN
[18:13] <%Thomas> NO WT
[18:13] <~Ryz> now you are caught up
[18:13] <@Alphazor> WOW AWESOME
[18:13] <~Ryz> carry on thomas
[18:13] <%Thomas> after a while we heard a crying noise
[18:14] <%Thomas> well police took that student
[18:14] <%Thomas> a day before yesterday
[18:15] <%Thomas> we hid a dead lizard in Physics teacher School guide
[18:15] <%Thomas> He opened it in our class
[18:15] <%Thomas> and Shouted
[18:15] <%Thomas> 'WHAT TEH FUCK?" so loud
[18:15] <~Ryz> WHAT
[18:15] <@Alphazor> HE SAID THAT ON ENGLISH!?
[18:16] <%Thomas> he scremed like a retard girl and ran away
[18:17] <~Ryz> I have lots of questions
[18:17] <%Thomas> ?
[18:17] <~Ryz> can I ask thomas?
[18:17] <%Thomas> yes
[18:17] <~Ryz> okay
[18:17] <@Alphazor> DID SOMEONE DIE WHILST THAT HAPPENED?
[18:17] <~Ryz> why
[18:17] <%Thomas> Ryz, ask
[18:17] <~Ryz> were those 2 guys
[18:17] <~Ryz> thinking of a plan of escape?
[18:17] <%Thomas> i'll get later on alphazor
[18:17] <%Thomas> yes Ryz
[18:17] <~Ryz> is school really that bad
[18:17] <~Ryz> that they must think up a plan to escape the building
[18:18] <%Thomas> they both failed the exams. so the teacher was going to punish them
[18:18] <%Fer_r_ari> they didn't do their homework, Ryz
[18:18] <%Thomas> they didn't let that happen
[18:18] <~Ryz> ah
[18:18] <%Fer_r_ari> so they had to plan a killing and escape the building
[18:18] <~Ryz> and punishment
[18:18] <~Ryz> is what?
[18:18] <~Ryz> death
[18:18] <~Ryz> ?
[18:18] <%Thomas> but they did enough to break the nose
[18:18] <~Ryz> physical abuse?
[18:18] <@Alphazor> spanking at the cities square
[18:18] <~Ryz> it must be bad if they wanted to fucking run away from the school
[18:18] <%Thomas> punishment is detension for 3 months
[18:19] <~Ryz> okay so next question
[18:19] <~Ryz> why did he hit him with a chair
[18:19] <%Fer_r_ari> so they thought jail was better than school
[18:19] <%Fer_r_ari> paki's watch lots of WWE
[18:19] <%Thomas> yes. away from school :D
[18:19] <~Ryz> and what was the deal with the table
[18:19] <%Fer_r_ari> table slam
[18:19] <%Thomas> they both covered the teacher with table
[18:20] <~Ryz> they put the table on the teacher
[18:20] <~Ryz> all of this
[18:20] <%Thomas> no
[18:20] <%Thomas> under
[18:20] <~Ryz> because of a lizard
[18:20] <%Thomas> dafuq
[18:20] <%Fer_r_ari> they could have buried his body instead
[18:20] <~Ryz> THEY PUT THE TABLE UNDER THE TEACHER?!
[18:20] <%Thomas> yes
[18:20] <%Thomas> :D
[18:20] <~Ryz> so
[18:20] <%Thomas> that was my idea
[18:20] <%Thomas> ;D
[18:20] <~Ryz> they put the teacher
[18:20] <~Ryz> on the table
[18:20] <%Fer_r_ari> IT ALL STARTED WITH A DEAD LIZARD
[18:20] <~Ryz> physically picked him up
[18:20] <@Alphazor> and then a desk on it
[18:20] <~Ryz> and placed him
[18:20] <%Thomas> they used penis
[18:20] <~Ryz> onto the table
[18:20] <%Thomas> pencil*
[18:20] <%Fer_r_ari> desk sandwich
[18:21] <%Thomas> rofl messed up
[18:21] <~Ryz> thomas
[18:21] <~Ryz> wtf
[18:21] <%Thomas> ?
[18:21] <~Ryz> this isn't the first lizard related story
[18:21] <~Ryz> hhhh

The School Trip

[18:28] <%Thomas> in 2011 our school trip went to a lake
[18:28] <%Thomas> we got out off a bus and i left a stink bomb prank on drivers seat
[18:29] <%Thomas> i forgot that i lighted it up.
[18:30] <%Thomas> so as we were roaming beside the lake
[18:30] <%Thomas> in a row with a rope
[18:30] <~Ryz> :s
[18:30] <~Ryz> why a rope
[18:30] <%Thomas> a dumb fucktard fell off in lake taking us with him
[18:31] <~Ryz> fell off the lake
[18:31] <~Ryz> lool
[18:31] <%Thomas> we all were drowning cuz our fat madam
[18:31] <%Thomas> she knew to swim but her fat but was sinking
[18:31] <~Ryz> rofl
[18:31] <@Alphazor> LOL
[18:31] <~Ryz> :S
[18:31] <~Ryz> why you guys have a rope
[18:31] <%Thomas> incase of shit like that
[18:32] <%Thomas> which happened
[18:32] <@Alphazor> so if one drowns
[18:32] <@Alphazor> everyone drowns
[18:32] <%Thomas> yea
[18:32] <@Alphazor> no exceptions
[18:32] <~Ryz> nice plan
[18:32] <%Thomas> so somewhat we pulled ourself out of a lake
[18:32] <~Ryz> and what was the point
[18:32] <~Ryz> of this school trip
[18:32] <~Ryz> to see a lake
[18:32] <~Ryz> and hold a rope near it
[18:32] <@Alphazor> to get less kids in school
[18:32] <@Alphazor> so school has more monei
[18:32] <~Ryz> lmfao yes
[18:33] <%Thomas> lol
[18:33] <%Thomas> let me countinue
[18:33] <%Thomas> should i?
[18:34] <~Ryz> yes please for the love of everything that is holy in the world
[18:34] <~Ryz> contiune
[18:34] <%Thomas> after lunch
[18:34] <%Thomas> and some awful stories of school history
[18:34] <%Thomas> we went dumb and went back to bus
[18:35] <Karan> Rapist India
[18:35] <Karan> and Rapist capital
[18:35] <%Thomas> we found our bus driver laying on seat
[18:35] <Karan> 3 or 4 man raped 5 yr old girl
[18:35] <Karan> soo badly
[18:36] <Karan> she is in ICU
[18:36] <~Ryz> :s
[18:37] <@Alphazor> I'm considering to leave this channel
[18:37] <%Thomas> our health Guy found that his penis was bit by a wolf
[18:37] <@Alphazor> there goes my appetite
[18:38] <%Thomas> and there was smoke all over in the bus
[18:38] <%Thomas> we all sat in bus
[18:38] <%Thomas> and our head  fuckmaster drove it in the lake
[18:40] <%Thomas> we all were going to drown
[18:40] <%Thomas> about 25 students
[18:41] <%Thomas> and 10 school staff
[18:41] <%Thomas> most of us were in luck to get our
[18:41] <%Thomas> out
[18:41] <%Thomas> but
[18:41] <%Thomas> i left my stink bomb in that
[18:41] <%Thomas> :(
[18:41] <%Thomas> so we went for closest hotel to stay for a night
[18:46] <+Thomas> okay so as we entered we saw pretty GAYS
[18:46] <+Thomas> WE ACCIDENTLY ENTERED GAY Hotel
[18:46] <@Alphazor> rofl
[18:47] <+Thomas> all students stared at head master, and we sliently creeped out from that hotel and went to look for another
18:51] <%Thomas> so we found a  nice hotel
[18:51] <~Ryz> although
[18:51] <%Thomas> we were low on cash
[18:51] <~Ryz> how did you really know
[18:51] <%Thomas> ??
[18:51] <~Ryz> it was a 'gay' hotel
[18:51] <%Thomas> what
[18:51] <%Thomas> as we entered
[18:51] <%Thomas> we saw gays
[18:52] <%Thomas> and there was a banner outside
[18:52] <~Ryz> ??
[18:52] <%Thomas> IN BIG LETTERS
[18:52] <~Ryz> saw gays
[18:52] <%Thomas> A HOUSE OF GAY
[18:52] <~Ryz> were they sucking each other off
[18:52] <~Ryz> in the lobby?
[18:52] <%Thomas> yup
[18:52] <%Thomas> sex*
[18:52] <~Ryz> so public sex
[18:52] <~Ryz> in the hotel lobby
[18:52] <%Thomas> quite nice sex
[18:52] <%Thomas> but gays
[18:52] <~Ryz> nice sex?
[18:53] <~Ryz> thomas likes penis
[18:53] <%Thomas> LOL
[18:53] <%Thomas> ok so our headmaster bookmarked 3 rooms
[18:53] <@Alphazor> AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
[18:53] <@Alphazor> MY EYES
[18:53] <@Alphazor> IT BUUUUURNS
[18:53] <%Thomas> we went to sleep for a night
[18:53] <%Thomas> but then i heard a whisper out of my room of some boys
[18:54] <%Thomas> i sneek out of room and stared at them .they were going down to the basement
[18:54] <%Thomas> i followed them
[18:55] <%Thomas> they reached basement. as i was following them. they were in middle of stairs, one of them ran up and pulled off the main switch for power
[18:55] <%Thomas> light went off and those 3 guys fell off on one another
[18:56] <%Thomas> one of them scremed "OH FUCK? johar WHY YOU FUCKED THE PLAN UP?
[18:56] <%Thomas> i also fell off
[18:56] <%Thomas> by the screm
[18:56] <%Thomas> scream*
[18:57] <~Ryz> WHAT

School Down

[08:30] <%Thomas> my school is home of maniacs
[08:31] <%Thomas> yesterday, we were in class for a lecture
[08:31] <%Thomas> i was included in the class
[08:32] <%Thomas> we took a break for about 15 minutes
[08:32] <%Thomas> we decided to have a little party break. one of us brought "coca cola" 1.5 litre
[08:32] <~Ryz> wow hardcore
[08:33] <%Thomas> but suddenly our teacher called us in the room, we went in and sat on chairs
[08:33] <%Thomas> a litteray DUMB STUDENT SHAKED COCA COLA SO! HARD
[08:33] <%Thomas> I MEAN SO HARD!
[08:33] <%Thomas> IT BUSTED UP!
[08:33] <~Ryz> lmao
[08:33] <~Ryz> right
[08:34] <%Thomas> BLEW UP AND WE GOT WET Including our school headmaster
[08:34] <%Thomas> School Down for 1 day  :D
[08:34] <~Ryz> school closed
[08:34] <~Ryz> ???
[08:34] <%Thomas> no Down >.<
[08:34] <~Ryz> wat is down school?
[08:34] <%Thomas> lmao
[08:35] <%Thomas> where is baldachuj?
[08:35] <~Ryz> school can be up or down???
[08:35] <~Ryz> is strange
[08:35] <~Ryz> how can school
[08:35] <~Ryz> be up
[08:35] <~Ryz> or
[08:35] <~Ryz> down
[08:38] <%Thomas> i was in examination hall, teacher gave us the question paper
[08:38] <~Ryz> before you say
[08:38] <%Thomas> okay
[08:38] <~Ryz> can I guess
[08:38] <~Ryz> what happens
[08:38] <%Thomas> :(
[08:39] <~Ryz> lemme guess
[08:39] <~Ryz> the teacher
[08:39] <~Ryz> went to walk through gate
[08:39] <%Thomas> can't guess buddy. its
[08:39] <~Ryz> and touched your boobies
[08:39] <~Ryz> NONO
[08:39] <~Ryz> I bet
[08:39] <~Ryz> a lizard
[08:39] <%Thomas> what the fuck?
[08:39] <~Ryz> fell into the teachers boobies
[08:39] <%Thomas> let me countinue?
[08:39] <~Ryz> and everyone died
[08:39] <~Ryz> and teh world blew up
[08:39] <%Thomas> LOL
[08:39] <~Ryz> am I right?
[08:39] <%Thomas> yup
[08:40] <%Thomas> close enough
[08:40] <~Ryz> kk :>
[08:40] <~Ryz> so what happend
[08:40] <%Thomas> "Death Math"
[08:40] <~Ryz> ..
[08:40] <%Thomas> 6 students fainted
[08:40] <~Ryz> why?
[08:41] <%Thomas> it was a hardcore question sheet
[08:41] <%Thomas> they gave us homeoecnomics instead of math
[08:41] <%Thomas> >.<
[08:41] <%Thomas> cmon!
[08:42] <%Thomas> a real fact
[08:42] <~Ryz> wt
[08:42] <~Ryz> where is the funny part
[08:42] <%Thomas> "WE DON'T HAVE FIRE EXTINGUSERS IN OUR SCHOOL"
[08:42] <~Ryz> I WAS WAITING
[08:42] <~Ryz> and nothing
[08:42] <~Ryz> like on edge off seat
[08:43] <~Ryz> wt
[08:43] <~Ryz> tensionized
[08:43] <~Ryz> are you still improstate
[08:43] <%Thomas> i can't think of smthing funny
[08:43] <%Thomas> ballz
[08:43] <%Thomas> getting hit in ballz is a great deal.
[08:44] <~Ryz> great deal of
[08:44] <~Ryz> fun?
[08:44] <%Thomas> it doesn't pain.
[08:44] <%Thomas> you just go numb
[08:45] <%Thomas> few weeks ago.
[08:45] <~Ryz> lool
[08:45] <~Ryz> this gunna be good story
[08:45] <%Thomas> some of my class fellows went into "ladies bathroom"
[08:46] <%Thomas> They Started arguing about some thing strange.
[08:46] <~Ryz> lmfao
[08:46] <%Thomas> Dunno when they started flamewar
[08:46] <%Thomas> the Most Rageous one started to break the toilets
[08:47] <~Ryz> WT
[08:47] <~Ryz> break toilet?!
[08:47] <%Thomas> and it was a sucess.be broke all of them
[08:47] <~Ryz> ?????????
[08:47] <@Avenger> thomas take your pills
[08:47] <@Avenger> seems like you forgot
[08:48] <%Thomas> and they got out before anyone sees them.
[08:48] <%Thomas> and it remains a mistry
[08:48] <%Thomas> "who broke the toilets"
[08:48] <~Ryz> WTF
[08:48] <~Ryz> lmfaoooo
[08:48] <%Thomas> xD
[08:48] <~Ryz> rofl wait wait
[08:49] <~Ryz> how did the toilet break?
[08:49] <~Ryz> cause I was trying to figure out
[08:49] <~Ryz> how the toilet broke
[08:50] <%Thomas> some of them used bare hands, and one of them used his leg.
[08:50] <~Ryz> HIS?
[08:50] <%Thomas> ?
[08:50] <~Ryz> IT WAS A MALE
[08:50] <%Thomas> yup
[08:50] <~Ryz> IN THE LADIES TOILET?
[08:50] <%Thomas> yup
[08:50] <%Thomas> they didn't knew
[08:50] <%Thomas> thats the worst part
[08:50] <~Ryz> they didn't know they were male?
[08:50] <%Thomas> wtf
[08:50] <~Ryz> that would explain why they went into female toilet

School Down 2

[11:17:42] <Thomas> irback
[11:17:48] <Thomas> schools down
[11:18:00] <Thomas> they say its come again in 40 minutes
[11:18:19] <j-king> school comes to you?
[11:18:31] <Thomas> nvm
[11:18:34] <Thomas> keyboard
[11:18:49] <Thomas> i gota go school after 40 minutes
[11:19:06] <Thomas> in meanwhile i gota write some 'bootee'
[11:19:21] <Baldachyn> school down roflmao :DDD
[11:19:25] <DareN> lol
[11:19:38] <DareN> go improstate the headmaster
[11:19:40] <Baldachyn> rocket from North Korea hit ur school
[11:19:48] <Thomas> botee remember baldachyn?
[11:20:03] <Baldachyn> yeh cheater
[11:20:10] <j-king> rofl
[11:20:15] <Thomas> that method <3
[11:20:22] <Thomas> but i gona use it 1st time in mah life
[11:20:33] <Thomas> i hope to not to get caught
[11:20:39] <Baldachyn> kk good luck, dont be nervous during the cheating
[11:20:41] <Ryz> what is a school down?
[11:20:58] <Thomas> its not open for students yey
[11:21:01] <Thomas> yet*
[11:21:12] <Baldachyn> :D
[11:21:12] <Ryz> are you still wearing the jacket
[11:21:19] <Thomas> god.
[11:21:23] <Thomas> yes
[11:21:25] <DareN> obviously, after what Thomas said about improstate, the school should be closed forever
[11:21:34] <Ryz> what type of jacket is it? :)
[11:21:34] <Thomas> h
[11:21:40] <Thomas> Leather
[11:21:50] <Thomas> brown
[11:21:55] <Ryz> :))
[11:21:56] <Thomas> 2 pockets
[11:21:59] <Thomas> zip
[11:22:00] <DareN> lol
[11:22:10] <Thomas> deep pockets
[11:22:13] <Ryz> well im wearing at dress atm
[11:22:18] <Ryz> sooo
[11:22:29] <Ryz> big and pink with flowers
[11:22:40] <Thomas> you girl?
[11:22:46] <DareN> yesss
[11:22:48] <Ryz> no?
[11:23:00] <Thomas> wait my phone brb 1 min
[11:23:15] <Ryz> make sure you keep the jacket on
[11:23:25] <Thomas> i got the sms and guess what?
[11:24:33] <Ryz> I guess
[11:24:33] <Ryz> that
[11:24:40] <Ryz> your school got flooded
[11:24:54] <Ryz> and there is a axe stuck in the top of a bronze bull statue outside
[11:25:08] <DareN> lol
[11:25:10] <Ryz> with the words "he made me do it" painted on the floor
[11:25:19] <Ryz> but thats just a guess..
[11:25:31] <Baldachyn> school down
[11:25:32] <Baldachyn> :D
[11:26:20] <Thomas> my exam got canceled
[11:26:24] <Ryz> LOL
[11:26:27] <Ryz> cookie for balda
[11:27:08] <Thomas> some one improstated principle
[11:27:23] <Ryz> LOLOL
[11:27:26] <DareN> lol
[11:27:30] <j-king> rofl

Improstate

[10:01] <Thomas> its not fair,i mean  if MK have a training sessions. if some mk pms other mk the pass, the VU players can also read that
[10:01] <~Baldachyn> lol
[10:01] <~Ryz> lol
[10:01] <Thomas> its not FAIR
[10:01] <%j-king> rofl
[10:01] <~Ryz> I dunno what is going on
[10:02] <~Baldachyn> why would have MK a training session on DM server ?:D
[10:02] <%j-king> basically
[10:02] <Thomas> to invite to other server
[10:02] <%j-king> hes saying we can see pms in lw
[10:02] <%j-king> but we cant :s
[10:02] <~Ryz> :S
[10:02] <~Ryz> yeah we can't
[10:02] <Thomas> lies
[10:02] <%j-king> ..
[10:02] <~Ryz> :/
[10:02] <Thomas> hhhhhh okay
[10:02] <~Baldachyn> and why would MK and VU have training session on same server lool
[10:03] <~Ryz> he'll probably lie though..
[10:03] <%j-king> he means, mk's pming each other on lw david
[10:03] <%j-king> vu being the admins
[10:03] <%j-king> ;_;
[10:03] <Thomas> yr
[10:03] <~Ryz> but why is this a problem anyway?
[10:03] <~Ryz> only admins can see PM's
[10:03] <~Ryz> so who cares
[10:03] <~Ryz> it not like we are going to be like
[10:03] <~Ryz> OMG PASSWORD
[10:03] <~Ryz> MUST TROLL
[10:03] <~Baldachyn> how can VU reads that when none VU is an admin ._.
[10:03] <Thomas> they see the pass of the training sessions server and they improstate as usual
[10:04] <~Ryz> lmfao
[10:04] <%j-king> LOL
[10:04] <~Ryz> sorry
[10:04] <Thomas> xD
[10:04] <~Baldachyn> rofl
[10:04] <~Ryz> I lol'd at improstate
[10:04] <%j-king> improstate
[10:04] <Thomas> nah i am being funny here, i was joking
[10:04] <%j-king> sureeeee
[10:04] <Thomas> :D
[10:04] <~Ryz> thats my new away message when I leave next
[10:04] <~Baldachyn> improstate
[10:04] <Thomas> xD
[10:05] <Thomas> xDDDDDDDDDDDD
[10:05] <~Ryz> ty you have provided me with lols
[10:05] <Thomas> improstating
[10:09] <~Ryz> daren
[10:09] <~Ryz> how is your improstate?
[10:09] <~Ryz> have you checked it recently?
[10:10] <@DareN> as good as your improstate lmao
[10:10] <Thomas`> :D
[10:10] <Thomas`> wearing my jacket
[10:10] <Thomas`> k out
[10:11] <@DareN> dont improstate anyone thomas
[10:11] <~Ryz> rofl
[10:11] <~Ryz> ty for that bit of information
[10:11] <~Ryz> "wearing my jacket"
[10:11] <@DareN> lmaoooo
[10:12] <~Baldachyn> dont forget to improstate during the exam
[10:21] <~Ryz> are you still wearing the jacket
[10:21] <Thomas> god.
[10:21] <Thomas> yes
[10:21] <@DareN> obviously, after what Thomas said about improstate, the school should be closed forever
[10:21] <~Ryz> what type of jacket is it? :)
[10:21] <Thomas> h
[10:21] <Thomas> Leather
[10:21] <Thomas> brown
[10:21] <~Ryz> :))
[10:21] <Thomas> 2 pockets
[10:21] <Thomas> zip
[10:21] <@DareN> lol
[10:22] <Thomas> deep pockets
[10:22] <~Ryz> well im wearing at dress atm
[10:22] <~Ryz> sooo
[10:22] <~Ryz> big and pink with flowers
[10:22] <Thomas> you girl?
[10:22] <@DareN> yesss
[10:22] <~Ryz> no?
[10:22] <Thomas> wait my phone brb 1 min
[10:23] <~Ryz> make sure you keep the jacket on
[10:28] <~Smoke2jointS> wtf is that supposed to mean?
[10:28] <~Ryz> [10:03] <Thomas> they see the pass of the training sessions server and they improstate as usual
[10:29] <@DareN> ask thomas
[10:29] <~Smoke2jointS> Impersonate?
[10:29] <~Ryz> rofl
[10:29] <~Ryz> hop me hop in me
[10:29] <~Ryz> just hop inside me for a bit..
[10:29] <Thomas> i hope you get it ' hop me '
[10:29] <~Ryz> have a look around..
[10:30] <~Smoke2jointS> a prostate is a gland in your body, near your asshole and tetes
[10:30] <~Ryz> lmfao
[10:30] <~Smoke2jointS> testes*
[10:30] <~Smoke2jointS> improstate lmao
[10:30] <~Ryz> hahah
[10:30] <Thomas>   :D
[10:30] <~Ryz> thomas
[10:30] <Thomas> ?
[10:31] <~Ryz> the word you are looking for is impersonate?
[10:31] <~Smoke2jointS> thomas will improstate everyone
[10:31] <~Ryz> or you actually meant improstrate
[10:31] <~Ryz> I think number 2
[10:31] <Thomas> imperson
[10:31] <~Smoke2jointS> he wants to improstate you ryz, its the "something else" needed in reporduction
[10:32] <Thomas> looooool
[10:32] <Thomas> i guess it was impersonate.
[10:32] <~Ryz> can I ask you a question
[10:32] <Thomas> sure go on
[10:32] <~Smoke2jointS> sure, use a word that doesnt exist instead of one that does
[10:32] <~Ryz> rofl
[10:33] <Thomas> we make english. english doesn't make us
[10:33] <~Ryz> please can you name the materials needed for reporduction
[10:33] <Thomas> so whatever.
[10:33] <@DareN> lol
[10:33] <Thomas> dafuq RyZ
[10:33] <~Ryz> plz
[10:33] <Thomas> i need DareN penis chopped into 1.4 cm cubes
[10:33] <~Smoke2jointS> ANSWER THE QUESTION
[10:34] <Thomas> SPERM
[10:35] <Thomas> or i can assign you a biology lecture here.
[10:35] <~Smoke2jointS> how much sperm?
[10:35] <~Ryz> yeah
[10:35] <~Smoke2jointS> please do
[10:35] <~Ryz> I want full graphic detail
[10:35] <~Smoke2jointS> lecture on reporduction materials
[10:36] <Thomas> i am not biology student. i read computer book
[10:36] <Thomas> it would be computeristic
[10:37] <~Smoke2jointS> please continue
[10:37] <~Ryz> wtf is compteristic
[10:37] <Thomas> hhhhhhhhhhhh
[10:37] <Thomas> its just like improstate
[10:37] <CoLa_z0r> stop speaking nonsensation
[10:38] <~Ryz> there's a guy in the server atm with the name PhongHoi
[10:38] <~Ryz> he's name makes more sense
[10:38] <~Ryz> than you do
[10:38] <Thomas> damn
10:39] <Thomas> k out
[10:39] <~Ryz> out
[10:39] <~Ryz> k out too
[10:39] <Thomas> i will be back soon / later
[10:39] <~Ryz> out
[10:39] <Thomas> !away improstating
[10:39] <@Kebab> Thomas is now away. (improstating)

The Bike

[14:42] <%Thomas> Ryz have you ever rode a bike with pajamas?
[14:43] <~Ryz> yeah
[14:43] <%Thomas> *motor bike*
[14:44] <~Ryz> yeah sure
[14:44] <~Ryz> why not
[14:44] <~Ryz> now tell me lols
[14:46] <%Thomas> i meant pajamas short enough that is close enough to underwear
[14:46] <%Thomas> i rode it on 5:00 am on the morning. the weather was like snowfall 15*C and wind kind of freezing me.
[14:46] <%Thomas> e_e and atlast on the road i bumped a donkey cart at the speed of 24 KMph
[14:46] <%Thomas> damn.i am okay now.
[14:47] <~Ryz> lmao
[14:47] <~Ryz> why the fuck
[14:47] <~Ryz> did you do this?!
14:50] <%Thomas> Lethal Weapon: "i am too old for this stuff"
[14:50] <%Thomas> Challenge Accepted -> i am not old for this stuff
[14:50] <%Thomas> not too old*
[14:53] <%Thomas> i read a essay about "Morning walk", so i thought 'why not do morning walk'. but not exactly by eassy.let me customize it. i used bike instead of walking.
[14:54] <%Thomas> Hurrrrrrrrr! thats freezing cool. but it was fun. my friends gave me a party.

Painful Pregnancy

[16:50] <~Ryz> [14:49] <Thomas> i can't give birth
[16:51] <~Ryz> lmfao
[16:52] <~Ryz> thomas please tell me why you can't give birth
[16:52] <%Thomas> because its a problem in my gut with visceral thing and its really really hard to explain
[16:53] <%Thomas> x_x
[16:55] <~Ryz> try
[16:55] <%CoLa_z0r> ......
[16:56] <~Ryz> lmfao
[16:57] <%Thomas> Don't
[16:59] <~Ryz> ??
[17:03] <%Thomas> MOO
[17:10] <%Thomas> i was close enough to fail my physics exams
[17:10] <%Thomas> at the test day i was numb. feeling exhausted.
[17:11] <%Thomas> but when result came. it was shocked
[17:11] <%Thomas> DUFUCK? i got 1st position in the test (Grade A+)
[17:11] <@XGamer> the paper felt shocked?
[17:11] <@XGamer> lol
[17:11] <%Thomas> xD
[17:11] <@XGamer> anyways good job
[17:12] <%Thomas> 1st position by down to up
[17:12] <%Thomas> xDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[17:12] <%Thomas> kidding. i nailed it
[17:14] <%Thomas> yesterday i went to school
[17:14] <~Ryz> rofl
[17:14] <~Ryz> thomas are you male
[17:14] <%Thomas> our Electrical Studies Teacher was teaching us the Electrolytes
[17:15] <~Darfy> o_O
[17:15] <%Thomas> he dipped some iron rod in the container
[17:15] <%Thomas> he wired them with a electric plug and his hands were wet
[17:15] <%Thomas> guess what happened
[17:15] <@XGamer> ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz
[17:15] <@XGamer> ZWEZEW
[17:16] <%Thomas> NAILED THE BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ELECTRONS
[17:16] <%Thomas> he got a wet shock
[17:16] <%Thomas> but he is okay
[17:16] <%Thomas> actually we saw lighting first time so closely
[17:17] <%Thomas> Ryz,
[17:17] <~Ryz> lmfao
[17:17] <~Ryz> wait wait
[17:17] <~Ryz> can we go back to
[17:17] <~Ryz> why you can't give birth
[17:17] <%Thomas> it is problem in my gut you won't understand
[17:17] <~Ryz> but you are male!
[17:17] <~Darfy> LOL wtf
[17:17] <%Thomas> and i can't explain
[17:17] <@XGamer> LLLOLO:l
[17:17] <~Ryz> you don't give birth to babies!
[17:17] <@XGamer> WTF HAHA
[17:17] <~Darfy> you dont own a womb Thomas
[17:17] <~Darfy> :S
[17:17] <%Thomas> xD
[17:18] <%Thomas> i do.
[17:18] <%Thomas> sometimes
[17:18] <~Ryz> WHAT
[17:18] <~Ryz> ARE
[17:18] <~Ryz> YPU
[17:18] <%Thomas> eh
[17:18] <~Ryz> ARE YOU MENTAL
[17:18] <~Ryz> right
[17:18] <%Thomas> i am crazy ass on lose.
[17:18] <~Ryz> I will understand
[17:18] <~Ryz> if you explain
[17:18] <~Ryz> please
[17:18] <%Thomas> okay
[17:18] <~Ryz> im really interested
[17:19] <%Thomas> eststonda is a kinda kistein that rubiats in visceral by jaula amino acid
[17:19] <%Thomas> dafuq ?
[17:19] <@XGamer> wtf
[17:19] <@XGamer> eststonda
[17:19] <@XGamer> .-.
[17:19] <%Thomas> xd
[17:19] <~Ryz> what
[17:20] <~Ryz> wait thomas can I ask
[17:20] <%Thomas> ?
[17:20] <%Thomas> ask
[17:20] <~Ryz> can you carry a child?
[17:20] <~Ryz> like could you be pregnant?
[17:20] <@XGamer> lol
[17:20] <~Ryz> you as a man
[17:20] <~Ryz> as a male
[17:20] <~Ryz> well?
[17:20] <@XGamer> Thomas died
[17:21] <~Darfy> can you Thomas?
[17:21] <@XGamer> lets pray for him
[17:21] <%Thomas> i am already ghostied
[17:21] <%Thomas> Artificail plastic womb would work?
[17:21] <%Thomas> lets drink tea
[17:22] <~Darfy> no it doesnt work Thomas
[17:22] <%Thomas> :(
[17:22] <~Darfy> you don't actually carry them
[17:22] <~Darfy> that was what Ryz wanted to know
[17:22] <%Thomas> no
[17:22] <~Ryz> no you can't
[17:22] <%Thomas> i am not a female
[17:22] <~Ryz> so..
[17:23] <~Ryz> what the fuck xd
[17:23] <%Thomas> xD
[17:23] <%Thomas> brb washroom
[17:24] <~Ryz> lmfao
[17:24] <~Ryz> I don't even know what just happend
[17:24] <@XGamer> what happened
[17:24] <@XGamer> fuak
[17:25] <~Ryz> nothing
[17:25] <~Ryz> he left
[17:25] <~Ryz> :<
[17:25] <~Ryz> was probably big news to him
[17:26] <~Ryz> that he can't give birth
[17:26] <@XGamer> lol
[17:26] <~Darfy> lmao

Title: Re: Storytime with Thomas
Post by: Baldachyn on April 27, 2013, 22:33:56

Thomas makes our days even happier on dna channel :D

Title: Re: Storytime with Thomas
Post by: Alphazor on April 28, 2013, 08:37:19

MORE STORIES

Title: Re: Storytime with Thomas
Post by: Darfy on April 28, 2013, 09:40:41

Very entertaining stories ;D However where is the story about the teacher falling over house? :-\

Title: Re: Storytime with Thomas
Post by: Harry_Potter(the killer ) on April 28, 2013, 10:10:57

Quote from: Darfy on April 28, 2013, 09:40:41

Very entertaining stories ;D However where is the story about the teacher falling over house? :-\

Title: Re: Storytime with Thomas
Post by: Baldachyn on April 28, 2013, 10:23:21

Quote from: Darfy on April 28, 2013, 09:40:41

Very entertaining stories ;D However where is the story about the teacher falling over house? :-\

Darfy that is not a story from Thomas, the story about the 10 meters tall teacher who fell from roof is from Rampage. :D

Title: Re: Storytime with Thomas
Post by: Ryz on April 28, 2013, 17:23:32

Gudio I added your story to the first post 'School Down 2' xD

Title: Re: Storytime with Thomas
Post by: Ryz on April 28, 2013, 18:31:54

Quote from: Darfy on April 28, 2013, 09:40:41

Very entertaining stories ;D However where is the story about the teacher falling over house? :-\

The House

[20:12] <RamPaGe> Ugliest day of my life
[20:12] <RamPaGe> Im very Saaaaaad !!!
[20:12] <~Darfy> why
[20:12] <~Ryz> ;s
[20:12] <Ryne> oh what happend
[20:12] <RamPaGe> One of my teachers was death
[20:12] <RamPaGe> :'(((((((((((((((
[20:12] <Ryne> oh was death great
[20:12] <Ryne> :(
[20:12] <~Ryz> as in grim reaper?
[20:13] <Ryne> lol
[20:13] <Ryne> Ryz no time to laugh :P
[20:13] <RamPaGe> He fell over his house
[20:13] <~Ryz> |LOOL
[20:13] <~Darfy> LÖMAO
[20:13] <~Darfy> LMAO
[20:13] <RamPaGe> i don't laugh
[20:13] <Ryne> rofl
[20:13] <RamPaGe> realy
[20:13] <RamPaGe> :''(
[20:13] <~Darfy> how tall was he/she?
[20:13] <~Ryz> ;pmfao
[20:13] <RamPaGe> he fell on hid head :'(
[20:13] <~Ryz> I spil
[20:13] <~Ryz> coffee
[20:13] <~Ryz> everywhere
[20:13] <RamPaGe> :'(
[20:13] <RamPaGe> 10 meters
[20:14] <Ryne> hid head?
[20:14] <RamPaGe> on his head :'(
[20:14] <~Darfy> hmm
[20:14] <RamPaGe> :'x
[20:14] <~Darfy> he was 10 meters long and fell on his house?
[20:14] <~Darfy> on his head?
[20:14] <Ryne> lol darfeh!
[20:14] <RamPaGe> there sons and daughters very saaad
[20:14] <RamPaGe> they Crying
[20:14] <RamPaGe> :'(
[20:15] <RamPaGe> no this is really Guys
[20:15] <~Ryz> one does not simply just fall over his house
[20:15] <~Darfy> he was 10 meters long and fell on his house?
[20:15] <RamPaGe> he Tumble :'(
[20:15] <~Darfy> :(
[20:16] <~Darfy> he was quite tall
[20:16] <~Ryz> tumble over house
[20:16] <~Ryz> :<
[20:16] <~Darfy> i believe
[20:16] <RamPaGe> yes :'(
[20:16] <~Darfy> you said 10 meters?
[20:16] <~Ryz> well im sorry to hear that rampage
[20:16] <~Ryz> my wishes to you and the house and family
[20:16] <Ryne> darfeh the detective!
[20:16] <RamPaGe> :'(
[20:17] <RamPaGe> Sorry for Sons
[20:17] <RamPaGe> and daughters
[20:17] <~Ryz> yus
[20:17] <RamPaGe> they was crying
[20:17] <RamPaGe> :'(
[20:17] <RamPaGe> me too i was
[20:17] <~Ryz> so
[20:17] <~Ryz> what happend?
[20:17] <~Ryz> explain
[20:17] <RamPaGe> It was an awful sight
[20:18] <~Ryz> rampage what happend exactly?
[20:19] <RamPaGe> I climbed to the roof to bring some purposes  Find something and fell from the roof on his head
[20:19] <RamPaGe> he
[20:20] <~Darfy> was he 10 meters tall?
[20:20] <~Darfy> or more??
[20:20] <RamPaGe> yes
[20:20] <~Darfy> more?
[20:20] <RamPaGe> maybe more
[20:20] <~Darfy> damn
[20:20] <~Ryz> why did he climb house?
[20:20] <Ryne> Rampage reply to detective darfy he need to carry on with his investigation!
[20:20] <~Darfy> tall guy
[20:20] <RamPaGe> but he Was a very serious injury
[20:21] <~Ryz> why did he climb house?
[20:21] <Ryne> Darfeh i need report on desk what exactly happend to his teacher!
[20:21] <Ryne> got ya!
[20:21] <Ryne> :P
[20:21] <RamPaGe> no nooo
[20:21] <~Darfy> yess
[20:21] <~Ryz> why did he climb house?
[20:21] <~Ryz> !!!!
[20:21] <~Darfy> he hit his head?
[20:22] <RamPaGe> he fell from House panel
[20:22] <~Ryz> why was he on the house panel
[20:22] <~Darfy> hmm
[20:22] <~Ryz> why did he climb to the roof
[20:22] <~Ryz> what was he doing
[20:22] <~Ryz> up on the roof
[20:22] <~Darfy> RYZ CANT YOU READ??
[20:22] <~Darfy> HE WENT TO GET PURPOSE
[20:23] <~Ryz> lmfaooo
[20:23] <~Darfy> he said so
[20:23] <~Ryz> oh shit yeah
[20:23] <~Darfy> read
[20:23] <~Darfy> :D
[20:23] <~Ryz> soz
[20:23] <~Darfy> its ok
[20:23] <~Ryz> I didn't see that part about the purposes
[20:23] <RamPaGe> heeeeeeeee want to give stuffs from
[20:23] <Ryne> Ryz don't interupt detective darfeh!
[20:23] <~Darfy> from roof?
[20:23] <RamPaGe> and he Slid on the House paneel
[20:23] <RamPaGe> !!!
[20:23] <~Ryz> sorry I didn't do it on purpose
[20:23] <~Ryz> :<
[20:23] <RamPaGe> and he crash his Head
[20:23] <~Darfy> hmm
[20:23] <RamPaGe> Don't give anymore !
[20:24] <~Darfy> like blue screen of death?
[20:24] <~Darfy> or normal crash
[20:24] <Ryne> died on the spot?
[20:24] <~Darfy> did it give error report?
[20:24] <~Ryz> house_driver_not_equal_or_less_death
[20:24] * Ryne rolling hard like hell
[20:24] <RamPaGe> His head split into two halves and we went to see his body
[20:25] <~Ryz> WT
[20:25] <RamPaGe> His head split into two halves and we went to see his body
[20:25] <~Darfy> :(
[20:25] <RamPaGe> it was terrible really
[20:25] <Ryne> two halves u sure?
[20:25] <RamPaGe> it was very yellowish
[20:25] <~Ryz> why did you see
[20:25] <RamPaGe> yeee
[20:25] <RamPaGe> :'(
[20:25] <~Ryz> his body!
[20:25] <RamPaGe> i can't
[20:25] <Ryne> yellow blood u mean?
[20:25] <RamPaGe> but i support
[20:25] <~Ryz> surely you are dramatised for the rest of your life now
[20:25] <RamPaGe> we was many
[20:25] <~Ryz> you will never sleep ever again
[20:26] <RamPaGe> So i make some courage
[20:26] <RamPaGe> No i can do it
[20:26] <~Darfy> is the house okay?
[20:26] <Ryne> lol
[20:26] <~Ryz> rofl
[20:26] <RamPaGe> no :'(
[20:26] <~Darfy> damn..
[20:26] <~Ryz> :<
[20:26] <~Darfy> did it collapse?
[20:26] <Ryne> :P
[20:26] <~Darfy> or panels broken?
[20:26] <RamPaGe> neighbors heard the noise
[20:26] <RamPaGe> neighbors heard the noise
[20:26] <Ryne> lol
[20:26] <~Darfy> ah
[20:26] <~Darfy> from the house?
[20:26] <~Darfy> was it making noise?
[20:27] <~Ryz> yeah it broke duffy
[20:27] <RamPaGe> and the crisis began
[20:27] <~Ryz> c'mon keep up..
[20:27] <RamPaGe> ye when he
[20:27] <~Darfy> neighbours heard noise from the house?
[20:27] <~Darfy> when he fell over the house?
[20:27] <RamPaGe> when his head Clash the ...
[20:28] <~Ryz> he is 10 meters tall?
[20:28] <RamPaGe> ye over in the Panel
[20:28] <~Ryz> or the house is 10 meters?
[20:28] <RamPaGe> Pff
[20:28] <~Darfy> omg ry<
[20:28] <~Darfy> ryz
[20:28] <RamPaGe> height was 10 meters
[20:28] <RamPaGe> or morr
[20:28] <RamPaGe> Don't be Idiot
[20:28] <RamPaGe> pFFF
[20:29] <RamPaGe> this is a terrible accident
[20:29] <~Ryz> LOL
[20:29] <~Ryz> i so sorry
[20:29] <~Darfy> was the house normal size?
[20:29] <~Darfy> normal house
[20:29] * Ryne saving logs for proof
[20:30] <~Ryz> rofl
[20:30] <Ryne> need statemnets in court Mr.Darfeh!
[20:30] <RamPaGe> I cried all day, tears were completed
[20:30] <Ryne> statements*
[20:30] <RamPaGe> its height is large
[20:30] <~Darfy> ah ok
[20:30] <Ryne> how much u cried?
[20:31] <~Darfy> big house for 10 meters teacher
[20:31] <~Darfy> of course
[20:31] <~Darfy> i asked stupid questions
[20:31] <Ryne> detective u need to investigate some more things?
[20:32] <~Darfy> yes
[20:32] <Ryne> ah
[20:32] <Ryne> que pls :D
[20:33] <RamPaGe> when I looked at everyone as I started crying   if you was in my place you can not support believe me !
[20:34] <Ryne> courage!
[20:34] <~Ryz> :<
[20:34] <RamPaGe> His mother, his wife, children, neighbors, these students, family   all cry

Title: Re: Storytime with Thomas
Post by: Darfy on April 28, 2013, 18:54:42

Quote from: Baldachyn on April 28, 2013, 10:23:21

Darfy that is not a story from Thomas, the story about the 10 meters tall teacher who fell from roof is from Rampage. :D

Oh yeah you're right, silly me... Either way it's hilarious :D

Title: Re: Storytime with Thomas
Post by: HeisenBerg on April 29, 2013, 05:59:25

ITS ME ! THOMAS ! HOW YOU DARE TO DELETE Aurthur Comments for STORIES!


MUAHAHAHA

Title: Re: Storytime with Thomas
Post by: Darfy on April 29, 2013, 12:18:28

Quote from: T4iVi3R on April 29, 2013, 05:59:25

HOW YOU DARE TO DELETE Aurthur Comments for STORIES!

Say what?

Title: Re: Storytime with Thomas
Post by: HeisenBerg on April 30, 2013, 05:14:14

Quote from: Darfy on April 29, 2013, 12:18:28

Quote from: T4iVi3R on April 29, 2013, 05:59:25

HOW YOU DARE TO DELETE Aurthur Comments for STORIES!

Say what?

nothing.. i just fell off a cliff and hit my head so hard.i can't think of good stuff. random whores pops into my head saying "Gtfo"

Title: Re: Storytime with Thomas
Post by: HeisenBerg on May 01, 2013, 18:12:30

Getting messed up with raisins and dry grapes

Quote

21:58] <Inferno> raisins are
[21:58] <Thomas> its kishmish
[21:58] <Inferno> fucking dried grapes
[21:58] <Inferno> yes
[21:59] <Inferno> kishmish
[21:59] <Thomas> :D
[21:59] <Inferno> you can say
[21:59] <Thomas> xD
[21:59] <Inferno> but they are still
[21:59] <Inferno> pizzas
[21:59] <Thomas> i still can't believe you are a paki
[21:59]  * Thomas hides
[21:59] <Inferno> i am a paki?
[21:59] <Inferno> woah
[21:59] <Inferno> thats just as epic
[21:59] <Inferno> as raisins are
[21:59] <Thomas> hence the flame war starts
[21:59] <Inferno> i do no flamewar
[22:00] <Thomas> then fire extinguisher war?
[22:00] <Inferno> dafuq?
[22:01] <@m> yeah i k now i like raisins too
[22:01] <@m> because
[22:01] <Inferno> they are pizzas
[22:01] <@m> russians president is the best car driver on the moon
[22:01] <Zeke> woooooooooooooo!
[22:01] <Inferno> that made no sense to me
[22:01] <Thomas> I LOVE KISHMISH
[22:01] <Zeke> Tito Ortiz may come out of retirement to fight Jon Jones!
[22:01] <@m> i also love
[22:01] <Inferno> kishmish
[22:01] <Thomas> :D
[22:02] <Inferno> kishfuckingmish
[22:02] <Inferno> KISSSSHFUCKKKKKINGMISH
[22:02] <Inferno> pizzas.
[22:02] <Thomas> pronounce it as kiss miss
[22:02] <Inferno> kishmish
[22:02] <Thomas> with little h sound
[22:02] <@m> also
[22:02] <Thomas> kishmish
[22:02] <Thomas> like shh sound at end of kis and mis
[22:02] <Thomas> got it?
[22:02] <Thomas> :D
[22:02] <Inferno> oh god why
[22:03] <Inferno> why
[22:03] <Thomas> llol
[22:03] <Inferno> WUFKCING
[22:03] <Inferno> WHY
[22:03] <@m> i love to
[22:03] <@m> farm
[22:03] <@m> http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/ay7Gw3b_700b.jpg
[22:03] <Thomas> ate a chuj?
[22:03] <Inferno> lol maffy
[22:03] <Thomas> lol
[22:03] <Inferno> dat farmer
[22:03] <Inferno> billfuckinggates
[22:03] <Thomas> inferno
[22:03] <Inferno> thomas
[22:03] <Thomas> um
[22:03] <Thomas> no
[22:04] <Thomas> can't translate a word in english umm
[22:04] <Thomas> what do we say in english
[22:04] <Inferno> .____________________________________________________________________________________________________.
[22:04] <Thomas> raham
[22:04] <Inferno> what the fuck is raham
[22:04] <Thomas> pity*
[22:04] <Thomas> i pity the car
[22:04] <Inferno> oh that
[22:04] <Thomas> farm is doing good work thou
[22:05] <Thomas> http://i.imgur.com/mqQidrz.jpg
[22:06] <Thomas> kid is very thoughtful