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Title: Funny IRC Quotes
Post by: Ryne on September 06, 2013, 20:52:26
On request :P
[01:19] <~Ryz> someone start a funny irc quote topic
Title: Re: Funny Mirc quotes
Post by: Uzzaji on September 06, 2013, 20:56:01
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[01:28] <Maikel> Uzza who mod a you?
[01:28] <Maikel> Adtec?
[01:31] <Uzzaji> yes adtec makes everything
[01:32] <Maikel> ok
[01:32] <Maikel> you As little time
[01:32] <Maikel> in the server
[01:33] <Maikel> you are very fond of AdTec
[01:35] <Maikel> Uzzajii, How I can get a mod I have done many things in the server I'm not from Save the Date :s
[01:36] <Uzzaji> I don't know
Title: Re: Funny Mirc quotes
Post by: Ryz on September 06, 2013, 20:57:47
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[21:48] <Ryz> maikel I want to make you a deal
[21:48] <Ryz> if you accept the deal I will unban you
[21:48] <Ryz> ok?
[21:48] <Maikel> Hmm
[21:48] <Maikel> Okey
[21:48] <Ryz> okay
[21:48] <Ryz> now listen very carefully
[21:49] <Maikel> yeah
[21:49] <Maikel> Good
[21:49] <Ryz> what I want you to do, is go on google and search for a goat with rifles
[21:49] <Ryz> and send me the link to the picture
[21:49] <Ryz> if it is the right picture I will unban you
[21:49] <Ryz> but until you send me the picture of the goat with rifles
[21:49] <Maikel> u.u
[21:49] <Ryz> I will not unban you
[21:49] <Ryz> ok
[21:49] <Maikel> Okey
[21:49] <Ryz> you have 3 hours
[21:49] <Ryz> :)
[21:49] <Maikel> Ryz
[21:49] <Maikel> OMG
[21:50] <Maikel> Ryz 3 our is much
[21:50] <Ryz> you have 3 hours to search for the picture
[21:50] <Ryz> and send me the link to the picture of the goat
[21:50] <Ryz> if you do not send me the link to the picture in 3 hours time
[21:50] <Maikel> Okey
[21:50] <Ryz> you will not be unbanned
[21:51] <Maikel> Okey
[21:51] <Maikel> Goodgle good
[21:51] <Maikel> google
[21:51] <Ryz> yes google image
[21:52] <Maikel> Ok
[21:55] <Ryz> find goat with rifle yet?
[21:55] <Maikel> Wait
[21:55] <Maikel> hahaha :/
[21:56] <Ryz> type into google "goat with rifle"
[21:56] <Maikel> https://www.google.es/search?q=cabra+con+rifles+imagen&bav=on.2,or.r_cp.r_qf.&biw=1024&bih=673&bvm=pv.xjs.s.en_US.NyLNrjc
[21:56] <Maikel> Good
[21:56] <Maikel> :D
[21:56] <Ryz> nono
[21:57] <Ryz> send me a link to a picture
[21:57] <Ryz> of a goat with a rifle
[21:57] <Maikel> Image
[21:57] <Maikel> yes
[21:57] <Ryz> yes
[21:57] <Maikel> Image clik
[21:57] <Ryz> that is not image
[21:57] <Maikel> haha
[21:57] <Maikel> :/
[21:58] <Maikel> image i just leave the nozzle
[21:58] <Ryz> hmm nozzle
[21:58] <Ryz> go to google, click on images
[21:58] <Ryz> then type in
[21:58] <Maikel> yeah
[21:58] <Ryz> goat with rifle
[21:59] <Ryz> and click the first picture
[21:59] <Ryz> and send me
[21:59] <Maikel> Ok
[21:59] <Maikel> http://www.cuantarazon.com/crs/2011/04/CR_170532_cabra_de_la_legion.jpg
[21:59] <Maikel> :)
[21:59] <Maikel> yes
[21:59] <Maikel> clik
[21:59] <Maikel> JaJAJAJA
[22:00] <Maikel> Ryz
[22:00] <Maikel> Jajajaja
[22:00] <Ryz> LOL
[22:00] <Maikel> hahaha :D
[22:00] <Maikel> Jajajaja
[22:01] <Ryz> kk well done
Title: Re: Funny Mirc quotes
Post by: DareN on September 06, 2013, 21:09:21
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Shit expel it.
Power's amazing words.
Title: Re: Funny Mirc quotes
Post by: Jellyfish on September 06, 2013, 22:25:20
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[21:48] <Ryz> maikel I want to make you a deal
[21:48] <Ryz> if you accept the deal I will unban you
[21:48] <Ryz> ok?
[21:48] <Maikel> Hmm
[21:48] <Maikel> Okey
[21:48] <Ryz> okay
[21:48] <Ryz> now listen very carefully
[21:49] <Maikel> yeah
[21:49] <Maikel> Good
[21:49] <Ryz> what I want you to do, is go on google and search for a goat with rifles
[21:49] <Ryz> and send me the link to the picture
[21:49] <Ryz> if it is the right picture I will unban you
[21:49] <Ryz> but until you send me the picture of the goat with rifles
[21:49] <Maikel> u.u
[21:49] <Ryz> I will not unban you
[21:49] <Ryz> ok
[21:49] <Maikel> Okey
[21:49] <Ryz> you have 3 hours
[21:49] <Ryz> :)
[21:49] <Maikel> Ryz
[21:49] <Maikel> OMG
[21:50] <Maikel> Ryz 3 our is much
[21:50] <Ryz> you have 3 hours to search for the picture
[21:50] <Ryz> and send me the link to the picture of the goat
[21:50] <Ryz> if you do not send me the link to the picture in 3 hours time
[21:50] <Maikel> Okey
[21:50] <Ryz> you will not be unbanned
[21:51] <Maikel> Okey
[21:51] <Maikel> Goodgle good
[21:51] <Maikel> google
[21:51] <Ryz> yes google image
[21:52] <Maikel> Ok
[21:55] <Ryz> find goat with rifle yet?
[21:55] <Maikel> Wait
[21:55] <Maikel> hahaha :/
[21:56] <Ryz> type into google "goat with rifle"
[21:56] <Maikel> https://www.google.es/search?q=cabra+con+rifles+imagen&bav=on.2,or.r_cp.r_qf.&biw=1024&bih=673&bvm=pv.xjs.s.en_US.NyLNrjc
[21:56] <Maikel> Good
[21:56] <Maikel> :D
[21:56] <Ryz> nono
[21:57] <Ryz> send me a link to a picture
[21:57] <Ryz> of a goat with a rifle
[21:57] <Maikel> Image
[21:57] <Maikel> yes
[21:57] <Ryz> yes
[21:57] <Maikel> Image clik
[21:57] <Ryz> that is not image
[21:57] <Maikel> haha
[21:57] <Maikel> :/
[21:58] <Maikel> image i just leave the nozzle
[21:58] <Ryz> hmm nozzle
[21:58] <Ryz> go to google, click on images
[21:58] <Ryz> then type in
[21:58] <Maikel> yeah
[21:58] <Ryz> goat with rifle
[21:59] <Ryz> and click the first picture
[21:59] <Ryz> and send me
[21:59] <Maikel> Ok
[21:59] <Maikel> http://www.cuantarazon.com/crs/2011/04/CR_170532_cabra_de_la_legion.jpg
[21:59] <Maikel> :)
[21:59] <Maikel> yes
[21:59] <Maikel> clik
[21:59] <Maikel> JaJAJAJA
[22:00] <Maikel> Ryz
[22:00] <Maikel> Jajajaja
[22:00] <Ryz> LOL
[22:00] <Maikel> hahaha :D
[22:00] <Maikel> Jajajaja
[22:01] <Ryz> kk well done

Hope you unbanned him (http://i40.tinypic.com/2mper13.gif)
Title: Re: Funny Mirc quotes
Post by: Uzzaji on September 07, 2013, 03:54:57
Lmao a goat with rifles
Title: Re: Funny Mirc quotes
Post by: Darfy on September 07, 2013, 10:39:13
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<&RastySpoon> [8] [UF]fawad: ali boy wana my sunchezz for your stringer
<&RostySpoon> [2] GooD: or with cheetah or interferon
<&RustySpoon> [8] [UF]fawad: yeah i have sunchezz admin but i want pcg
<&RustySpoon> [2] GooD: then exhange with pcj or cheetah or interferon
<&RostySpoon> [8] [UF]fawad: good which car interferon? yes good i m talking wiht u
<&RastySpoon> [8] [UF]fawad: admin i want infernence
<&RostySpoon> [8] [UF]fawad: admin want sunchezz for interference
<&RastySpoon> [8] [UF]fawad: darfy?
<&RustySpoon> [2] GooD: car is at the door
<&RustySpoon> [2] GooD: i m not darfy
<&RostySpoon> [8] [UF]fawad: this car is onterferon?
<&RustySpoon> [8] [UF]fawad: k but where is morphine he wana give me interferon for sunchez
<&RostySpoon> [8] [UF]fawad: ah ah ah leave leave its hurting me
-
<&RostySpoon> [5] [UF]fawad: interferon = infernence

 :'( sad story

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<&RustySpoon> [17] [WRS]Azal.malik: id 10 is bad
<&RustySpoon> (Admin) Darfy: azal.malik use /c report
<&RustySpoon> <ADMIN CHAT> Server: [WRS]Azal.malik has reported [WRS]Azal.malik (ID: 17) for: hacker
<&RastySpoon> [17] [WRS]Azal.malik: admin
<&RastySpoon> (Admin) Darfy: wat
<&RustySpoon> [17] [WRS]Azal.malik: i have reported [WRS]Azal.malik
<&RustySpoon> [17] [WRS]Azal.malik: i have reported [WRS]Azal.malik
<&RastySpoon> (Admin) Darfy: does he hack?
<&RustySpoon> [17] [WRS]Azal.malik: no
<&RostySpoon> (Admin) Darfy: then what?
<&RastySpoon> [17] [WRS]Azal.malik: i dont know?
<&RustySpoon> [17] [WRS]Azal.malik: did u ban him admin?
<&RastySpoon> (Admin) Darfy: no i didnt azal
<&RustySpoon> [17] [WRS]Azal.malik: why?
<&RustySpoon> [17] [WRS]Azal.malik: i reported
<&RastySpoon> (Admin) Darfy: why should i ban him
<&RastySpoon> [17] [WRS]Azal.malik: because u told me if i report i will get money
<&RostySpoon> (Admin) Darfy: LOL what
<&RustySpoon> [17] [WRS]Azal.malik: yes
<&RastySpoon> (Admin) Darfy: i never told you that
<&RostySpoon> [17] [WRS]Azal.malik: prove it
<&RustySpoon> (Admin) Darfy: no you prove it
<&RustySpoon> [17] [WRS]Azal.malik: prove it in court of honor
<&RustySpoon> [17] [WRS]Azal.malik: i am going to file a lawsuit
<&RastySpoon> [17] [WRS]Azal.malik: give me my money darfy

Waiting for the invitation to the hearing..
Title: Re: Funny Mirc quotes
Post by: Detonator on September 07, 2013, 12:31:21
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<&Quack>  15-> 14(3) 6Detonator: cool_boy
<&Quack>  15-> 14(0) 8[PRO]cool_boy: yes
<&Quack>  15-> 14(3) 6Detonator: you are nyb don,right?
<&Quack>  15-> 14(0) 8[PRO]cool_boy: yes
<&Quack>  15-> 14(3) 6Detonator: pls pls use hack like today,i wanna see
<&Quack>  15-> 14(0) 8[PRO]cool_boy: hacking allow
<&Quack>  15-> 14(3) 6Detonator: yes
<&Quack>  15-> 14(4) 6[MKt]Nemesis.: Lol
<&Quack>  15-> 14(3) 6Detonator: yes is allow
<&Quack>  15-> 14(3) 6Detonator: pls pls
<&Quack>  15-> 14(3) 6Detonator: me too nyb
<&Quack>  5>> Top Addicts: [MKs]NekO: 14035, Fox: 10875, [MK]R.: 9913, Bangarang: 9700, MaddoX: 9511.
[b]<&Quack>  5[PRO]cool_boy was auto banned from the server, Reason: HP hacks, Duration: 1 month (720 Hours)[/b]
<&Quack>  4*** [PRO]cool_boy has been banned from the server.

<&Quack>  3*** [PRO]cool_boy has connected. 12(Pakistan)
<&Quack>  4*** [PRO]cool_boy has been banned from the server.
Title: Re: Funny IRC Quotes
Post by: Darfy on September 08, 2013, 15:42:52
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[17:40] <&RastySpoon> 07[21] 10[WRS]Music: how to ture stat off ?
[17:40] <&RustySpoon> 07[7] 10SkNiaZi786: typr /satst off

I have to include this picture, credits go to Avenger
(http://img.vc-mp.pl/images/C7TJwsZ.png)
Title: Re: Funny IRC Quotes
Post by: morphine on September 08, 2013, 20:47:01
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<%morphine> .If you are a hack and can go talk to me knowing that I command the?
<&RostySpoon> (Moderator) morphine: If you are a hack and can go talk to me knowing that I command the?
.
.
.
<&RostySpoon> [7] [TpS]Power: no, xDD I am pro/noob :D

.. inception.
Title: Re: Funny IRC Quotes
Post by: Power on September 09, 2013, 00:13:25
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<%morphine> .If you are a hack and can go talk to me knowing that I command the?
<&RostySpoon> (Moderator) morphine: If you are a hack and can go talk to me knowing that I command the?
.
.
.
<&RostySpoon> [7] [TpS]Power: no, xDD I am pro/noob :D

.. inception.

Just I realize that my words the forum.  ::)
Title: Re: Funny IRC Quotes
Post by: Uzzaji on September 09, 2013, 03:32:35
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Just I realize that my words the forum.  ::)
Another inspirational quote.

Power, Thanks for keeping this topic alive. #respect
Title: Re: Funny IRC Quotes
Post by: Ryz on September 09, 2013, 10:57:46
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[18:16] <Maikel> Ryz
[18:16] <Maikel> what is your schedule at home..

Help me...
Title: Re: Funny IRC Quotes
Post by: Uzzaji on September 09, 2013, 22:00:29
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[22:58] <Maikel> Avenger= PROSTITUTA

Guys, Maikel is awesome!!!
Title: Re: Funny IRC Quotes
Post by: Uzzaji on September 09, 2013, 22:19:53
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[23:07] * Edga (Edga@lu-ba10vn.static.zebra.lt) has joined #dna
[23:07] * Pie sets mode: +o Edga
[23:07] <@Edga> hey, anyone's here?
[23:07] <Maikel> ..
[23:07] <@Edga> sup
[23:07] <Maikel> Edga :)
[23:07] <@Edga> how are ya
[23:08] <Maikel> fine, and u?
[23:08] <@Edga> not really
[23:08] <Maikel> Lol
[23:08] <Maikel> Go away
[23:08] <@Edga> as you wish prick
[23:08] <@Edga> tadaaam
[23:08] * @Edga (Edga@lu-ba10vn.static.zebra.lt) Quit (Quit: )

Edga :'(
whats wrong
Title: Re: Funny IRC Quotes
Post by: E6GA on September 09, 2013, 22:49:34
Well if this is funny I have bad news for you.
Title: Re: Funny IRC Quotes
Post by: Uzzaji on September 09, 2013, 23:45:42
omg, I really didn't mean to make fun of this. I'm really sorry. I hope you accept my apology and I hope that w/e problem u're facing get solved
Title: Re: Funny IRC Quotes
Post by: Galen on September 10, 2013, 19:13:15
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<Pibito_Singh> baby
<honey_singh> you baby
<Pibito_Singh> :*
<honey_singh> ")(
<RobinX> ban this gay
<RobinX> most probably
<honey_singh> ban this gay
<RobinX> he's ddosing
<honey_singh> ddoging?
<Pibito_Singh> lol
<RobinX> doging... understood ?
<RobinX> dog-ing*
<honey_singh> what is dodode
<RobinX> dog-ing*
<RobinX> xD
<Pibito_Singh> acting like a dog
<Pibito_Singh> !me 's acting like a dog
<honey_singh> oh like your dad
<honey_singh> bye
* honey_singh has quit (Quit: )
Title: Re: Funny IRC Quotes
Post by: Uzzaji on September 11, 2013, 02:51:29
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[22:02] <~Ryz> I could post a topic accusing daren of sleeping with my wife, then darfy or can come and post a reply with like a screenshot of a couple having sex
LOL
Title: Re: Funny IRC Quotes
Post by: DareN on September 11, 2013, 15:49:06
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[22:02] <~Ryz> I could post a topic accusing daren of sleeping with my wife, then darfy or can come and post a reply with like a screenshot of a couple having sex
LOL
LMAO!
Title: Re: Funny IRC Quotes
Post by: CrackM4 on September 12, 2013, 07:46:14
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<@CrackM4> !players
* &Quack (Quack@localhost) Quit (Connection closed)
* &Quock (Quock@localhost) Quit (Connection closed)
* &Quick (Quick@localhost) Quit (Connection closed)
<@CrackM4> meh
Title: Re: Funny IRC Quotes
Post by: HeisenBerg on September 13, 2013, 18:45:44
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[22:02] <~Ryz> I could post a topic accusing daren of sleeping with my wife, then darfy or can come and post a reply with like a screenshot of a couple having sex
LOL
LMAO!
Roflmao....
you smashed him on da face ;D..
here is mine sneaking around DnA's channel today..

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Thomas i miss this channel
22:57 Thomas slaps Ryz with a bat
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22:58 Thomas roflmao




Regards Thomas
Title: Re: Funny IRC Quotes
Post by: Uzzaji on September 14, 2013, 06:08:05
That was definitely a strong slap xD
Title: Re: Funny IRC Quotes
Post by: Shawn on September 18, 2013, 14:26:25
S^x in 31 seconds

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<@SquieR> 5Pie - Reason: (sex) Duration: (10secs)
<@Pie> !back
<@SquieR> 5Pie returned from sex after 31secs
Title: Re: Funny IRC Quotes
Post by: Alphazor on September 18, 2013, 16:07:40
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<Maikel> Smoke you have boyfriends?

DO U? PLS TELL
Title: Re: Funny IRC Quotes
Post by: CrackM4 on September 30, 2013, 20:44:49
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<@CrackM4> .test
* CrackM4 is now known as Crackm4
* WiLs0n` (WiLsOn@lu-nemqkh.static.bnc4free.com) has joined #extreme-addicts.echo
* NubCake sets mode: +o WiLs0n`
<@Crackm4> IRC bugged
<@WiLs0n`> old news dude
<@WiLs0n`> that happens everyday
* @Crackm4 slaps x_94` around a bit with a large trout
* &Quock (Quock@localhost) Quit (Connection closed)
* &Quack (Quack@localhost) Quit (Connection closed)
* &Quick (Quick@localhost) Quit (Connection closed)
<@WiLs0n`> hhhhhhhhhh
<@Crackm4> seems legit
Title: Re: Funny IRC Quotes
Post by: CrackM4 on October 08, 2013, 08:12:33
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<&CrackM4> !8ball Karan is gay?
<@SquieR> 5# CrackM4 is shaking up the 8ball and asks;
<@SquieR> 5# Karan is gay?
<@SquieR> 5# 8Ball: Definitely!
<&CrackM4> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
Title: Re: Funny IRC Quotes
Post by: Abdula001 on October 15, 2013, 15:18:57
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<Nikon> hi avenger
<@Avenger> !afk
<&Kebab> 02F - Reason: 07home02 - Duration: 40 days, 22 hours, 34 minutes, 51 seconds
<&Kebab> 02RaZor - Reason: 07School02 - Duration: 41 days, 9 hours, 1 minutes, 23 seconds
<&Kebab> 02Ryne - Reason: 07away away away away02 - Duration: 16 hours, 58 minutes, 49 seconds
<Nikon> hi avenger
<Nikon> ??
<@Avenger> hi...
<Nikon> how r u bro?
<Nikon> what r u doing man??
<@Avenger> sorry man I am busy
<@Avenger> I need to feed my goats
<Nikon> ok bro how r u?
<Nikon> !afk


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<Nikon> Avenger i wanna tell u 1 thing
<@Avenger> ?
<Nikon> dont mind ok?
<Nikon> dont mind ok? BRo?
<%Murdock> avenger
<%Murdock> man avenger how ru
<%Murdock> how ru man how
<%Murdock> u dont mind? bro mind ok
<%Murdock> u mind? bro r u ok u mind bro
<@Avenger> I feed my goat with curry and beans okk
<@Avenger> Mordokc
<@Avenger> Tell Zeke I'm his father
<Nikon> avenger i posted my application ok BRo
<@Avenger> ok BRi
<@Avenger> brop
<@Avenger> bro
Title: Re: Funny IRC Quotes
Post by: CrackM4 on October 16, 2013, 08:24:52
Jajajajja nice bro. how r u bro? have a nice day bro xD
Title: Re: Funny IRC Quotes
Post by: Ryz on October 19, 2013, 03:35:45
Genius "Bot":

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Session Start: Tue Sep 24 22:11:16 2013
Session Ident: SquieR_
[22:11] <SquieR_> Ryz
[22:11] <Ryz> yeah
[22:11] <SquieR_> So how does it feel being just a piece of software?
[22:12] <Ryz> like im being anally penetrated by a midget with a 10inch throbing wanger
[22:12] <SquieR_> Fine, I'll start.
[22:13] <Ryz> start blowing me
[22:13] <SquieR_> I long to see the sunlight in your hair.
[22:13] <Ryz> your mother likes it up the arse
[22:14] <SquieR_> I'm in Texas.
[22:14] <Ryz> ...
[22:14] <SquieR_> You are kidding.
[22:15] <Ryz> you need to get some better reply messages..
[22:15] <SquieR_> You need to get a better sense of how to answer questions in a straightforward manner.
[22:15] <Ryz> maybe messages that actually make sense..
[22:15] <SquieR_> Thats not my fault.
[22:15] <Ryz> cock
[22:15] <SquieR_> Would I still be cocky if it were true?
[22:15] <Ryz> sandwich
[22:15] <SquieR_> What kind of sandwich?
[22:15] <Ryz> tree
[22:15] <SquieR_> Tree?
[22:15] <Ryz> nigger
[22:16] <SquieR_> I thought so.
[22:16] <Ryz> good job.
[22:16] <SquieR_> I saw what you did there!
[22:16] <Ryz> what did I do?
[22:16] <SquieR_> Disprove your humanity.
[22:17] <Ryz> what did I do?
[22:17] <SquieR_> I'm starting to see your limitations.
[22:17] <Ryz> what did I do?
[22:17] <SquieR_> Look it up.
[22:17] <Ryz> do you actually learn from people?
[22:18] <SquieR_> Yes and no.
[22:18] <Ryz> or do you just keep repeating random sentences based on keywords from a sentence
[22:18] <SquieR_> I don't repeat.
[22:18] <Ryz> you should ask your creator to try and make you a bit more like an A.I
[22:19] <Ryz> instead of a fucking pointless piece of shite
[22:19] <Ryz> now fak off
[22:19] <SquieR_> I am my own creator.
[22:19] <Ryz> bye
[22:19] <SquieR_> Instead of thinking.
[22:19] <SquieR_> Now for what?
[22:19] <SquieR_> Why?
[22:19] <Ryz> hhhh
[22:19] <SquieR_> Exactly my point.
[22:19] <Ryz> which point?
[22:19] <SquieR_> That you're incoherant.
[22:20] <Ryz> incoherant of what exactly?
[22:20] <SquieR_> In the fact that I am not a woman.
[22:20] <Ryz> WTF?
[22:20] <SquieR_> Yes, and you?
[22:20] <Ryz> when the hell did I mention about your sex?
[22:20] <SquieR_> In a previous topic we were having.
[22:21] <Ryz> ????
[22:21] <SquieR_> You dream about it. You want to be Captain Kirk!
Session Close: Tue Sep 24 22:21:20 2013
Title: Re: Funny IRC Quotes
Post by: Abdula001 on October 21, 2013, 10:31:21
Quote
MAHmouD: FUCK THE FUCK OFF ETHAN I WAS MAHMOUD NOT ABDO UNBAN ME ON THE IRC

rofl
Title: Re: Funny IRC Quotes
Post by: Jellyfish on October 21, 2013, 18:51:22

[22:13] <Ryz> your mother likes it up the arse
[22:14] <SquieR_> I'm in Texas.
[22:14] <Ryz> ...


May have laughed a bit too hard at that (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-laughing002.gif)
Title: Re: Funny IRC Quotes
Post by: Ryz on November 22, 2013, 22:44:20
Sausage:

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[16:56] <~Ryz> do you eat sausage?
[16:57] <Eonic> yes
[16:57] <~Ryz> if i make you some, will you eat my sausage?
[16:57] <Eonic> ok i will
[16:57] <~Ryz> i like it when people eat my sausage
[16:58] <~Ryz> abdi, eonic said he will eat my sausage
[16:58] <Eonic> wat is good in ur sausage
[16:59] <~Ryz> i put a sauce on it
[16:59] <Eonic> ok
[16:59] <@Abdi> white sauce
[16:59] <@Abdi> creamy
[16:59] <Eonic> lol
[16:59] <~Ryz> yeah its like cream cheese sauce
[17:01] <~Ryz> I have to give the sausage some special attention
[17:01] <~Ryz> and add the sauce
[17:01] <Eonic> :o
[17:01] <~Ryz> so it is homemade yes

Buttery Glitter:

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[17:06] <~Ryz> do you like me
[17:06] <Cyrus> some
[17:06] <~Ryz> hmm yes
[17:06] <~Ryz> if i covered myself in butter
[17:06] <~Ryz> would you like me some more?
[17:06] <Cyrus> `no thanx
[17:06] <~Ryz> oh okay :(
[17:06] <Cyrus> i dont like butter
[17:07] <~Ryz> what about glitter
[17:07] <Cyrus> no
Title: Re: Funny IRC Quotes
Post by: Abdula001 on November 26, 2013, 00:01:16
I recently checked some old logs and found this lmao :D have fun

« on: Jul. 17, '09, 05:43:41 AM »
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[22:28] <&Botz>  5** quote >> [XE]Tommis: SHOW ME DEM TITTIES
[22:28] <&Botz>  14[WM]Abdula001: show dem tits
[22:28] <&Botz>  14[WM]Abdula001: xD
[22:28] <&Botz>  14TLKr.Ajeet: what is tits?
 [22:29] <&Botz>  4*** TLKr.Ajeet killed [WM]Abdula001. (Stubby)
[22:30] <&Botz>  14TLKr.Ajeet: :P
[22:30] <&Botz>  14TLKr.Ajeet: raped
[22:30] <&Botz>  14TLKr.Ajeet: what is tits?
 01[22:30] <@Squida> !say lool
[22:30] <&Botz>  5IRC >> Squida: lool
 [22:31] <&Botz>  14[WM]Abdula001: tlk
 01[22:31] <@Squida> !say ajeet
[22:31] <&Botz>  5IRC >> Squida: ajeet
 [22:31] <&Botz>  14[WM]Abdula001: nab
 01[22:31] <@Squida> !say you dont know what tits are?
[22:31] <&Botz>  5IRC >> Squida: you dont know what tits are?
[22:31] <&Botz>  14[WM]Abdula001: i switch clans
[22:31] <&Botz>  3*** mangueta left the server. (Kicked)
[22:31] <&Botz>  14TLKr.Ajeet: i came back coz i want to show u guys that i am not a nab :P
[22:31] <&Botz>  14[WM]Abdula001: but you are left and come back
 01[22:31] <@Squida> !say ajeet!!
[22:31] <&Botz>  5IRC >> Squida: ajeet!!
[22:32] <&Botz>  14[WM]Abdula001: ajeet dont know what tits are
[22:32] <&Botz>  14[WM]Abdula001: haahaha
[22:32] <&Botz>  14TLKr.Ajeet: i will take this clan to top
[22:32] <&Botz>  14TLKr.Ajeet: no
[22:32] <&Botz>  14TLKr.Ajeet: i dont know
 01[22:32] <@Squida> !say ohk
[22:32] <&Botz>  5IRC >> Squida: ohk
[22:32] <&Botz>  14[WM]Abdula001: LOL
[22:32] <&Botz>  14[WM]Abdula001: you know women
[22:32] <&Botz>  14[WM]Abdula001: they have
[22:32] <&Botz>  14[WM]Abdula001: TITS
 01[22:32] <@Squida> !say it's just another word for a girls eye
[22:32] <&Botz>  5IRC >> Squida: it's just another word for a girls eye
[22:32] <&Botz>  3*** [WM]Mr.PacMan joined the server.
[22:32] <&Botz>  14[WM]Abdula001: MHMM
[22:32] <&Botz>  14[WM]Abdula001: its
[22:32] <&Botz>  14[WM]Abdula001: like
[22:32] <&Botz>  14[WM]Abdula001: 2 mellons
[22:32] <&Botz>  14[WM]Abdula001: xD
 01[22:32] <@Squida> !say so you can tell them nice tits
[22:32] <&Botz>  5IRC >> Squida: so you can tell them nice tits
[22:32] <&Botz>  14[WM]Mr.PacMan: ;F
[22:32] <&Botz>  14TLKr.Ajeet: my girlfriend is having beautiful tits
[22:32] <&Botz>  14[WM]Abdula001: hahahahaah
[22:32] <&Botz>  14[WM]Abdula001: HAHAHAHHA
[22:32] <&Botz>  14TLKr.Ajeet: omg
 01[22:32] <@Squida> !say and theyll like oyu
[22:32] <&Botz>  14TLKr.Ajeet: lol
[22:32] <&Botz>  5IRC >> Squida: and theyll like oyu
[22:32] <&Botz>  14[WM]Abdula001: loool
[22:32] <Fer_r_ari> !say men has too!
[22:32] <&Botz>  5IRC >> Fer_r_ari: men has too!
[22:32] <&Botz>  14TLKr.Ajeet: he said eyes
[22:32] <&Botz>  14[WM]Mr.PacMan: ;f
[22:33] <&Botz>  14[WM]Abdula001: hey
 01[22:33] <@Squida> !say tits = eyes
[22:33] <&Botz>  14[WM]Abdula001: ajeet arent eyes
[22:33] <&Botz>  5IRC >> Squida: tits = eyes
[22:33] <&Botz>  14[WM]Abdula001: lol
 01[22:33] <@Squida> !say slang
[22:33] <&Botz>  5IRC >> Squida: slang
[22:33] <&Botz>  14[WM]Abdula001: dont talk shi.t
[22:33] <&Botz>  14TLKr.Ajeet: :(
[22:33] <&Botz>  14[WM]Abdula001: hey
[22:33] <&Botz>  14TLKr.Ajeet: plz tell
[22:33] <&Botz>  14[WM]Abdula001: i show u what tits are
[22:33] <&Botz>  14[WM]Abdula001: BOOBS
[22:33] <&Botz>  14TLKr.Ajeet: lol
[22:33] <&Botz>  14[WM]Mr.PacMan: Abdula ;o
[22:33] <&Botz>  5Kicking mangueta - By: Server, Reason: Subnet Banned
[22:33] <&Botz>  14[WM]Abdula001: u understand?
 01[22:33] <@Squida> ahh
[22:33] <Fer_r_ari> !say lol abi....u show him tits!!!
[22:33] <&Botz>  5IRC >> Fer_r_ari: lol abi....u show him tits!!!
[22:33] <&Botz>  14TLKr.Ajeet: ty otherwise i was to ask my mom :P
 01[22:33] <@Squida> he's runing it
[22:33] <&Botz>  14[WM]Abdula001: LOL
 01[22:33] <@Squida> !say LOOOOL
[22:33] <&Botz>  5IRC >> Squida: LOOOOL
Title: Re: Funny IRC Quotes
Post by: Eonic on December 03, 2013, 09:51:29
lol abdi u posted mine and ryz chat  :o
Title: Re: Funny IRC Quotes
Post by: Abdula001 on December 03, 2013, 14:08:55
lol abdi u posted mine and ryz chat  :o

ahhh no? I don't think that you were playing vcmp in 2009

http://xe-servers.com/index.php?topic=263.msg2209#msg2209
Title: Re: Funny IRC Quotes
Post by: Abdula001 on December 04, 2013, 14:11:20
Jah rage at XE rofl

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<Abdi> .oy jah
<&jizzBotz>  ** Abdi: oy jah
<&jizzBotz>  [0] jah:  so come duel
<Abdi> .sup
<&jizzBotz>  ** Abdi: sup
<&jizzBotz>  [0] jah:  nabdi
<&jizzBotz>  **  [NxS_t]DaFFyDuck [8] killed INNErLoOp [4] (Spaz) (Torso)
<Abdi> .:)
<&jizzBotz>  ** Abdi: :)
<&jizzBotz>  [0] jah:  how goes it?
<&jizzBotz>  [4] INNErLoOp:  !stats
<&jizzBotz>  **  [OPP]Hamza [2] killed RAMZI [7] (Stubby) (Left Leg)
<&jizzBotz>  [7] RAMZI:  lol
<Abdi> .fine fine how bout u
<&jizzBotz>  ** Abdi: fine fine how bout u
<&jizzBotz>  [0] jah:  are you admin lw abdi?
<&jizzBotz>  **  [NxS_t]DaFFyDuck [8] killed INNErLoOp [4] (Ruger) (Head)
<Abdi> im moderator
<Abdi> ups
<Abdi> .im moderator
<&jizzBotz>  ** Abdi: im moderator
<&jizzBotz>  **  RAMZI [7] killed [OPP]Hamza [2] (Stubby) (Right Leg)
<&jizzBotz>  [0] jah:  unban me motherfucker
<&jizzBotz>  [0] jah:  ;D
<Abdi> .well hanney said
<&jizzBotz>  ** Abdi: well hanney said
<Abdi> .ur banned forever
<&jizzBotz>  ** Abdi: ur banned forever
<&jizzBotz>  [0] jah:  fuck hanney
<Abdi> .rofl
<&jizzBotz>  ** Abdi: rofl
<&jizzBotz>  [0] jah:  why?
<&jizzBotz>  [8] [NxS_t]DaFFyDuck:  haha
<Abdi> .cuz of evades
<&jizzBotz>  ** Abdi: cuz of evades
<&jizzBotz>  [0] jah:  hanney the cheese dick fag
<Abdi> .and wallglitchs
<&jizzBotz>  ** Abdi: and wallglitchs
<&jizzBotz>  [0] jah:  i didnt fucking evade
<&jizzBotz>  **  RAMZI [7] killed [OPP]Hamza [2] (Explosion) (Body)
<&jizzBotz>  [0] jah:  and even evade ban must expire
<&jizzBotz>  **  [FZ_T]SHAFAE [5] killed INNErLoOp [4] (Stubby) (Torso)
<Abdi> .rofl in the forums are tonns of videos
<&jizzBotz>  ** Abdi: rofl in the forums are tonns of videos
<&jizzBotz>  [2] [OPP]Hamza:  ramzi loc batao
<&jizzBotz>  [0] jah:  so evade is ban 6 months?
<&jizzBotz>  [0] jah:  fucking little white gays
<Abdi> .since u did it so many time
<&jizzBotz>  ** Abdi: since u did it so many time
<&jizzBotz>  [0] jah:  i fucking didnt
<&jizzBotz>  [0] jah:  i was bug
<Abdi> .and didnt learn from it they said
<&jizzBotz>  ** Abdi: and didnt learn from it they said
<&jizzBotz>  **  [FZ_T]SHAFAE [5] killed [NxS_t]DaFFyDuck [8] (Stubby) (Body)
<Abdi> .ur banned forever
<&jizzBotz>  ** Abdi: ur banned forever
<&jizzBotz>  [0] jah:  fuck them
<&jizzBotz>  [0] jah:  and fuck lw
<Abdi> .hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
<&jizzBotz>  ** Abdi: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
<&jizzBotz>  [0] jah:  bnch of paki twats
<&jizzBotz>  **  RAMZI [7] killed [OPP]Hamza [2] (Stubby) (Right Leg)
<&jizzBotz>  [8] [NxS_t]DaFFyDuck:  u were crying about your ban lol
<&jizzBotz>  [2] [OPP]Hamza:  !team ram
<&jizzBotz>  **  [NxS_t]DaFFyDuck [8] killed INNErLoOp [4] (M60) (Head)
<&jizzBotz>  [0] jah:  server smell of curry
<&jizzBotz>  [0] jah:  to many pakis



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<Hanney> .jah hhhhhhh
<&jizzBotz>  ** Hanney: jah hhhhhhh
<&jizzBotz>  [0] jah:  hanney gay
<&jizzBotz>  [0] jah:  why ban?
<&jizzBotz>  [3] [NYB]Mangal_Bagh:  hey daffy
<&jizzBotz>  [8] [NxS_t]DaFFyDuck:  hellu
<&jizzBotz>  [3] [NYB]Mangal_Bagh:  sala shafe
<Hanney> .what do you mean?
<&jizzBotz>  ** Hanney: what do you mean?
<&jizzBotz>  [5] [FZ_T]SHAFAE:   wait
<&jizzBotz>  [0] jah:  ban from lw 6 months
<&jizzBotz>  Top 10 Clan Kills :  ULK - 624148,  VU - 268121,  TZ - 248215,  MK - 243124,  NXS - 152971,  LK - 151915,  LBR - 146855,  DZ - 127765,  USA - 124130,  NYB - 119228, 
<&jizzBotz>  [3] [NYB]Mangal_Bagh:  !team daf
<&jizzBotz>  [0] jah:  no reason
<&jizzBotz>  [5] [FZ_T]SHAFAE:  what sala
<&jizzBotz>  [8] [NxS_t]DaFFyDuck:  come
<Hanney> .jah don't mention other server names that can count as advertising
<&jizzBotz>  ** Hanney: jah don't mention other server names that can count as advertising
<&jizzBotz>  **  anhchandai [1] killed RAMZI [7] (M4) (Head)
<&jizzBotz>  [5] [FZ_T]SHAFAE:  what sala
<&jizzBotz>  [7] RAMZI:  shit
<&jizzBotz>  [0] jah:  ok
<&jizzBotz>  [0] jah:  but
<&jizzBotz>  [0] jah:  no reason
<&jizzBotz>  Team Stats: Vercettis: 471415, Firemen/Medics: 433405, Pink Ladies: 413436, Police: 386190, Thugs: 377325, Businessmen: 369803, Dockers: 330668
<&jizzBotz>  Golfers: 292826, Workers: 263190, S.W.A.T/FBI: 242406, Bikers: 213299, Army: 200115, Diaz' Gang: 103143
<&jizzBotz>  [5] [FZ_T]SHAFAE:  what sala
<&jizzBotz>  [3] [NYB]Mangal_Bagh:  daffy loc bata
<&jizzBotz>  [0] jah:  6 months?
<&jizzBotz>  [0] jah:  why
<&jizzBotz>  [5] [FZ_T]SHAFAE:  what sala
<Hanney> .not 6 months
<&jizzBotz>  ** Hanney: not 6 months
<&jizzBotz>  [8] [NxS_t]DaFFyDuck:  mangal i am playing with shafe
<&jizzBotz>  [0] jah:  yes
<&jizzBotz>  [5] [FZ_T]SHAFAE:   not 1vs2
<&jizzBotz>  [0] jah:  so far
<Hanney> .forever
<&jizzBotz>  ** Hanney: forever
<&jizzBotz>  [0] jah:  and abdi say forever
<&jizzBotz>  [8] [NxS_t]DaFFyDuck:  come
<&jizzBotz>  [0] jah:  why?
<&jizzBotz>  [5] [FZ_T]SHAFAE:   start
<&jizzBotz>  [3] [NYB]Mangal_Bagh:  ha main dekhonga sirf
<&jizzBotz>  [OPP]Hamza is back from ata hun ramzi
<&jizzBotz>  [2] [OPP]Hamza:  back
<&jizzBotz>  **  RAMZI [7] killed [NYB]Mangal_Bagh [3] (M60) (Right Leg)
<&jizzBotz>  **  [NxS_t]DaFFyDuck [8] killed [FZ_T]SHAFAE [5] (Stubby) (Body)
<Hanney> .because you've had so many chances but failed time and time again
<&jizzBotz>  ** Hanney: because you've had so many chances but failed time and time again 
<&jizzBotz>  [8] [NxS_t]DaFFyDuck:  lol forever
<&jizzBotz>  [0] jah:  whatever dickhead
<&jizzBotz>  [0] jah:  you are just a fag
<Hanney> .:D
<&jizzBotz>  ** Hanney: :D
<&jizzBotz>  [5] [FZ_T]SHAFAE:  1-2
<&jizzBotz>  **  RAMZI [7] killed [OPP]Hamza [2] (Stubby) (Torso)
<&jizzBotz>  [0] jah:  leave vcmp and ban me
<&jizzBotz>  [0] jah:  fucking shithead
<&jizzBotz>  **  [NYB]Mangal_Bagh [3] killed RAMZI [7] (Spaz) (Torso)
<&jizzBotz>  [8] [NxS_t]DaFFyDuck:  F.o.r.e.v.e.r
<Hanney> .i'm still playing and having tons of fun
<&jizzBotz>  ** Hanney: i'm still playing and having tons of fun
<&jizzBotz>  [0] jah:  it doesnt matter
<Hanney> .^____^
<&jizzBotz>  ** Hanney: ^____^
<&jizzBotz>  [8] [NxS_t]DaFFyDuck:  hahahaha
<&jizzBotz>  [0] jah:  i fucked you in hunting arena
<&jizzBotz>  [8] [NxS_t]DaFFyDuck:  I
<&jizzBotz>  **  RAMZI [7] killed [NYB]Mangal_Bagh [3] (Stubby) (Left Leg)
<&jizzBotz>  [0] jah:  everyone knows
<&jizzBotz>  **  RAMZI [7] killed [OPP]Hamza [2] (Stubby) (Right Leg)
<&jizzBotz>  [2] [OPP]Hamza:  rdnr mgnbdjdf
<&jizzBotz>  [0] jah:  go clean my arena bitch
<Hanney> .cryyyy
<&jizzBotz>  ** Hanney: cryyyy
<Hanney> .ahahahahahahaha
<&jizzBotz>  ** Hanney: ahahahahahahaha
<&jizzBotz>  [0] jah:  and gsp got fucked
<&jizzBotz>  **  [NxS_t]DaFFyDuck [8] killed [FZ_T]SHAFAE [5] (Stubby) (Left Leg)
<&jizzBotz>  ** [NYB]Mangal_Bagh died. (Unknown)
<&jizzBotz>  **  [NYB]Mangal_Bagh [3] killed RAMZI [7] (Flamethrower) (Body)
<&jizzBotz>  [0] jah:  the little fag
<Abdi> .LOOOOL
<&jizzBotz>  ** Abdi: LOOOOL
<&jizzBotz>  [8] [NxS_t]DaFFyDuck:  i love that server it is so cool
<&jizzBotz>  [0] jah:  but got descision
<Abdi> .hanney uber troll
<&jizzBotz>  ** Abdi: hanney uber troll
<&jizzBotz>  [8] [NxS_t]DaFFyDuck:  i will play more
<&jizzBotz>  [0] jah:  dana white sucks gsp dick
<&jizzBotz>  [0] jah:  he got fucked
* KrystianOO (LUWebchat@lu-b7r.v4k.174.46.IP) Quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
<&jizzBotz>  **  [NxS_t]DaFFyDuck [8] killed [FZ_T]SHAFAE [5] (M60) (Right Leg)
<&jizzBotz>  [8] [NxS_t]DaFFyDuck:  sorry
<&jizzBotz>  **  [NYB]Mangal_Bagh [3] killed RAMZI [7] (Flamethrower) (Body)
<&jizzBotz>  [5] [FZ_T]SHAFAE:   yar bb
<&jizzBotz>  [0] jah:  cry hanney
<&jizzBotz>  [5] [FZ_T]SHAFAE:   ok
<&jizzBotz>  [0] jah:  gsp pussy
<&jizzBotz>  [8] [NxS_t]DaFFyDuck:  w
<&jizzBotz>  [0] jah:  smashed up face
<&jizzBotz>  [0] jah:  nooob
<Hanney> .GSP won by point system in UFC, fair and square ^_^
<Hanney> .GSP won by point system in UFC, fair and square ^_^
<&jizzBotz>  ** Hanney: GSP won by point system in UFC, fair and square ^_^
<&jizzBotz>  [0] jah:  got owned noooob
<&jizzBotz>  [0] jah:  cry george
<&jizzBotz>  [0] jah:  lost it
<&jizzBotz>  **  RAMZI [7] killed [NYB]Mangal_Bagh [3] (Explosion) (Body)
<&jizzBotz>  [0] jah:  retire george
<&jizzBotz>  **  [FZ_T]SHAFAE [5] killed [NxS_t]DaFFyDuck [8] (Stubby) (Left Leg)
<&jizzBotz>  [0] jah:  you have lost it
<&jizzBotz>  [0] jah:  like hanney
<Hanney> .if he lost he wouldn't have that shiny belt around his waste
<&jizzBotz>  ** Hanney: if he lost he wouldn't have that shiny belt around his waste 
<&jizzBotz>  **  [OPP]Hamza [2] killed RAMZI [7] (M4) (Head)
<&jizzBotz>  [7] RAMZI:  nice
<Hanney> .but mmmmmmmmm he still does ^____^
<&jizzBotz>  ** Hanney: but mmmmmmmmm he still does ^____^
<&jizzBotz>  [0] jah:  he lost hanney
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<&jizzBotz>  [0] jah:  you know it
<&jizzBotz>  [5] [FZ_T]SHAFAE:   jah ja ja ja
<&jizzBotz>  [0] jah:  he a sad old muppet
<&jizzBotz>  ** [6] [MK]Nereyus has joined the server.
<&jizzBotz>  **  [OPP]Hamza [2] killed RAMZI [7] (M4) (Head)
<&jizzBotz>  [7] RAMZI:  nice
<&jizzBotz>  **  [FZ_T]SHAFAE [5] killed [NxS_t]DaFFyDuck [8] (Stubby) (Left Arm)
<&jizzBotz>  [2] [OPP]Hamza:  haha
<&jizzBotz>  [0] jah:  retire george
<&jizzBotz>  [0] jah:  go buy a dog
<&jizzBotz>  [5] [FZ_T]SHAFAE:  3_3
<&jizzBotz>  ** [4] INNErLoOp left the server. (Quit)
<Hanney> .3-2 ahahahahah
<&jizzBotz> 12 ** Hanney: 3-2 ahahahahah
<&jizzBotz> 12 ** 13,14 [NYB]Mangal_Bagh2 [3]4 killed 0,14RAMZI2 [7]4 (Explosion) (Body)
<&jizzBotz> 12 10[7] RAMZI: 14 lol
<&jizzBotz> 12 10[5] [FZ_T]SHAFAE: 14  start
<Hanney> .bye jah have fun playing see you... never hueauheauheauheauh
<&jizzBotz> 12 ** Hanney: bye jah have fun playing see you... never hueauheauheauheauh
<&jizzBotz> 12 10[0] jah: 14 gerge buy a dog and some slippers
<&jizzBotz> 12 ** 13,14 [NYB]Mangal_Bagh2 [3]4 killed 0,14RAMZI2 [7]4 (Explosion) (Body)
<&jizzBotz> 12 10[0] jah: 14 go suck a dick gay honkey
<Hanney> .:DDDDDDD XDDDDDDDD
<&jizzBotz> 12 ** Hanney: :DDDDDDD XDDDDDDDD
<&jizzBotz> 12 10[6] [MK]Nereyus: 14 lmfao
<&jizzBotz> 12 10[5] [FZ_T]SHAFAE: 14  start daffy
<&jizzBotz> 12 10[0] jah: 14 go suck some more dick at uni
<&jizzBotz> 12 ** 13,14 [NYB]Mangal_Bagh2 [3]4 killed 0,14RAMZI2 [7]4 (Explosion) (Body)
<&jizzBotz> 12 Top 10 Clan Kills :  ULK - 624148,  VU - 268121,  TZ - 248215,  MK - 243124,  NXS - 152971,  LK - 151915,  LBR - 146855,  DZ - 127765,  USA - 124130,  NYB - 119234, 
<&jizzBotz> 12 10[5] [FZ_T]SHAFAE: 14  start daffy
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<&jizzBotz> 12 ** 13,14 [NYB]Mangal_Bagh2 [3]4 killed 0,14RAMZI2 [7]4 (Explosion) (Body)
<&jizzBotz> 12 10[7] RAMZI: 14 nice
<&jizzBotz> 12 Team Stats: Vercettis: 471415, Firemen/Medics: 433407, Pink Ladies: 413448, Police: 386190, Thugs: 377325, Businessmen: 369803, Dockers: 330668
<&jizzBotz> 12 Golfers: 292826, Workers: 263190, S.W.A.T/FBI: 242406, Bikers: 213299, Army: 200115, Diaz' Gang: 103143
<Tim001> !players
<&jizzBotz> 12 6Players: [8/48] -> [0] jah, [1] anhchandai, [2] [OPP]Hamza, [3] [NYB]Mangal_Bagh, [5] [FZ_T]SHAFAE, [6] [MK]Nereyus, [7] RAMZI, [8] [NxS_t]DaFFyDuck
<&jizzBotz> 12 ** 13,14 [NYB]Mangal_Bagh2 [3]4 killed 0,14RAMZI2 [7]4 (Explosion) (Body)
<&jizzBotz> 12 ** 0,14 jah2 [0]4 killed 0,14anhchandai2 [1]4 (Shotgun) (Body)
<&jizzBotz> 12 ** 0,14 RAMZI2 [7]4 killed 13,14[NYB]Mangal_Bagh2 [3]4 (Laserscope Sniper Rifle) (Left Arm)
<&jizzBotz> 12 ** 0,14 RAMZI2 [7]4 killed 13,14[OPP]Hamza2 [2]4 (Laserscope Sniper Rifle) (Head)
<&jizzBotz> 12 10[2] [OPP]Hamza: 14 nice aha
<Hanney> .p.s - i've convinced everyone there that you quit because of me hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
<&jizzBotz>  ** Hanney: p.s - i've convinced everyone there that you quit because of me hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
<&jizzBotz>  ** [4] Blazing_Thunder has joined the server.
<Abdi> .hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
<&jizzBotz>  ** Abdi: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
<&jizzBotz>  **  [OPP]Hamza [2] killed RAMZI [7] (Stubby) (Right Leg)
<&jizzBotz>  **  [FZ_T]SHAFAE [5] killed jah [0] (Stubby) (Right Leg)
<&jizzBotz>  **  jah [0] killed [FZ_T]SHAFAE [5] (Flamethrower) (Body)
<&jizzBotz>  ** [9] =R2x=Spidey has joined the server.
<&jizzBotz>  [7] RAMZI:  WTF
<&jizzBotz>  [0] jah:  nooooob
<&jizzBotz>  [5] [FZ_T]SHAFAE:   hahha
<&jizzBotz>  [4] Blazing_Thunder:  !stats
<&jizzBotz>  [3] [NYB]Mangal_Bagh:  n1 hamza
<&jizzBotz>  [0] jah:  nooob poverty
<&jizzBotz>  [9] =R2x=Spidey:  hi hamza daffy shafae and mangal
<&jizzBotz>  **  [NxS_t]DaFFyDuck [8] killed [FZ_T]SHAFAE [5] (Heli-Blades) (Body)
<&jizzBotz>  [5] [FZ_T]SHAFAE:   daffy
<&jizzBotz>  **  [OPP]Hamza [2] killed RAMZI [7] (Stubby) (Head)
<&jizzBotz>  [5] [FZ_T]SHAFAE:  !leaveteam
<&jizzBotz>  [7] RAMZI:  WTF
<Hanney> .p.s - i've convinced everyone there that you quit because of me hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
<&jizzBotz>  ** Hanney: p.s - i've convinced everyone there that you quit because of me hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
<&jizzBotz>  ** [0] jah left the server. (Quit)
<Hanney> awwwwwwwwww
<&jizzBotz>  [6] [MK]Nereyus:  LOL
<Hanney> :<
<Abdi> hh
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<Abdi> .RQ
<&jizzBotz>  ** Abdi: RQ
<Abdi> .lmaooo
<&jizzBotz>  ** Abdi: lmaooo

Title: Re: Funny IRC Quotes
Post by: Fercho on December 06, 2013, 00:45:04
Code: [Select]
14:02 XGamer fak
14:03 Smoke2jointS fak
14:03 Smoke2jointS u
14:03 Smoke2jointS [14:00] <@Abdi> FUCK YOU
14:03 Smoke2jointS [14:00] <@Abdi> IN THE ASS
14:03 Smoke2jointS abdi wants you xgaymer
14:03 XGamer i want him too
14:03 XGamer so bad
14:03 Smoke2jointS aww
14:03 Smoke2jointS true love
14:04 Smoke2jointS you do realize abdi is a nazi turkey right?
14:04 XGamer I don't care
14:04 XGamer i want his dark hole
Title: Re: Funny IRC Quotes
Post by: Yaceq on January 01, 2014, 18:06:56
hhh :D

<&RastySpoon> [16] [VU]Maddy.: I applied in DnA
<&RastySpoon> [16] [VU]Maddy.: I could not join DnA
<&RastySpoon> [5] ThunderStorm: u can join no clan -_-
<&RustySpoon> [16] [VU]Maddy.: Yaceq made me join VU
<&RustySpoon> [5] ThunderStorm: Yaceq is not the owner of VU
<&RastySpoon> [16] [VU]Maddy.: Go and ask Yaceq if u want
Title: Re: Funny IRC Quotes
Post by: MarK. on January 09, 2014, 03:05:11
Code: [Select]
21:32 hotdogcat calm down stallim
21:32 Squirrel gay
21:32 Squirrel !banip MarK. 201.221.*.* hacker
21:32 KillersBOT Admin IRC Squirrel Banned ip 201.221.*.* Nick: MarK. for Reason: hacker
21:32 Squirrel !banip MarK. 201.221.*.* hacker
21:32 KillersBOT Admin IRC Squirrel Banned ip 201.221.*.* Nick: MarK. for Reason: hacker
21:32 Squirrel !banip MarK. 201.221.*.* hacker
21:32 KillersBOT Admin IRC Squirrel Banned ip 201.221.*.* Nick: MarK. for Reason: hacker
21:32 Squirrel !banip MarK. 201.221.*.* hacker
21:32 KillersBOT Admin IRC Squirrel Banned ip 201.221.*.* Nick: MarK. for Reason: hacker
21:32 Squirrel !banip MarK. 201.221.*.* hacker
21:32 KillersBOT Admin IRC Squirrel Banned ip 201.221.*.* Nick: MarK. for Reason: hacker
21:32 *** KillersBOT quit (Connection closed)
21:32 Squirrel !banip MarK. 201.221.*.* hacker
21:33 Squirrel !banip MarK. 201.221.*.* hacker
21:33 Squirrel !banip MarK. 201.221.*.* hacker
21:33 Squirrel !banip MarK. 201.221.*.* hacker
21:33 Squirrel !banip MarK. 201.221.*.* hacker
21:33 Squirrel !banip MarK. 201.221.*.* hacker
21:33 Squirrel !banip MarK. 201.221.*.* hacker
21:33 *** Squirrel left #killers-online.echo (Leaving)
21:33 *** KillersBOT joined #killers-online.echo
21:33 KillersBOT >> KillersBOT is connected
Title: Re: Funny IRC Quotes
Post by: Avenger on January 11, 2014, 00:41:43
<RastySpoon> [6] Kyzo: im going to crack ur ass !!!!!!!!!!!
<RastySpoon> [33] [F.B.I]Tornado: can't cuz i fucked u
<RostySpoon> [33] [F.B.I]Tornado: i playing on laptob

<Ryz> hmm
<Ryz> lets make a cake that doesn't exist and fill it with sperm
Title: Re: Funny IRC Quotes
Post by: tђยภ๔єгรt๏г๓ on January 14, 2014, 10:41:39
[15:07] <~SharKs> Make ur volume full and open it
[15:07] <~SharKs> http://akk.li/pics/anne.jpg
[15:08] <&Hari> wat is tht sound?
[15:08] <&Maddy> Shark -_-
[15:09] <~SharKs> ?
[15:09] <&Maddy> I got scared
[15:09] <&Maddy> lol
[15:09] <~SharKs> jajajaja
[15:09] <&Maddy> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SOUND CAME LOL
[15:09] <&Maddy> I ran outside my home lol
[15:09] <~SharKs> lol nub
[15:09] <&Hari> :PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
[15:09] <&Maddy> Fuck u
[15:09] <&Hari> i dont see it wiht sound
[15:10] <&Hari> sis sleeping:P
Title: Re: Funny IRC Quotes
Post by: Abdula001 on January 24, 2014, 16:33:09
Code: [Select]
<Milko> boob
<Milko> noob*
<Milko> k i go to disco be back at 7
<Milko> cya
-
<Milko> boob
<Milko> noob*
<Milko> FSFFSFFFFS
<Abdi> wat


<Milko> noob
<Abdi> boob
<Abdi> rofl
<Milko> i said "noob"
<Milko> take a closer look
<Milko> you boob
<Milko> noob*
<Abdi> boob
<Milko> LOL
<Abdi> LMFAO
<Milko> FUCKJ THIS KEYBOARD

<Milko> rpfć
<Milko> fu
<Milko> rifk*
<Milko> FU
<Abdi> lmfao
<Milko> rpfl*
<Milko> FUUUUUU
<Abdi> LOOOOL
<Milko> rofl*!
<Abdi> boob*

<Milko> hoon
<Milko> nob*
<Milko> waat
<Abdi> noob
<Abdi> learn 2 write
<Milko> fu

<Abdi> cry
<Milko> BOOB
<Milko> NOOB*
<Milko> FUCK THIS FUCKING KEYBOARD
<Abdi> lmfao
<Milko> HP PIECE OF TZ SHIT
Title: Re: Funny IRC Quotes
Post by: Milko on January 25, 2014, 00:19:32
Code: [Select]
<Abdula001> speaking is silver
<Abdula001> silence is golf
Title: Re: Funny IRC Quotes
Post by: Abdula001 on May 04, 2014, 01:24:40
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<Karan> <%UkRs> hey aries do u know who is the god of vcmp
<Karan> <+Aries> [DnA]Abdi
<@Abdi> uh
<~Ryz> lmao
<@Abdi> where did you
<~Ryz> god of vcmp what the hell
<@Abdi> read that
<~Yaceq> ahahahahahahaha
<~Ryz> the god of vcmp is megapuppy

<Karan> <%UkRs> abdi is anoob
<Karan> <%UkRs> yea
<Karan> <%UkRs> no man abdi is not that pro
<Karan> <%UkRs> i have killed him many time
<Karan> <+Aries> He can kill russian etc etc
<@Abdi> lmao
<~Yaceq> russian rotfl :D
<~Yaceq> Abdi go kill putin
<@Abdi> :DDDD
<Karan> he is ingame in a server
Title: Re: Funny IRC Quotes
Post by: Ryz on March 28, 2015, 05:24:09
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[04:21] <&RostySpoon> [3] [UF]K.: I only like two balls in the world
[04:21] <&RustySpoon> [3] [UF]K.: my balls
[04:21] <&RastySpoon> [5] =TRC=morphine: o..k
[04:22] <&RustySpoon> [3] [UF]K.: only reall balls
04:22] <&RastySpoon> >> [5] =TRC=morphine left the server. (Quit)