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Archive (Read Only) => Archive (2012-2015) => DnA Archive => 2012 => Topic started by: Smoke2jointS on November 17, 2012, 01:56:09
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The 12 Tenents of KIFFLOM:
- The world is 157 years old - FACT!
- Dinosaurs are a lie that people believe because they are weak - FACT!
- You are happy, you just don’t know it - FACT!
- We all come from the same tree - FACT!
- Everyone is related to everyone else, except for people with red hair - FACT!
- Sperm does not exist - it is a lie spread by biology teachers - along with everything else you have ever been told - FACT!
- Men are supposed to lie with nine new partners a week. Women are supposed to lie with six, except for in July, when they must lie with five men a day - FACT!
- Aliens exist and are present on earth. If you have a birth mark, you may be descended from Kraff, the famous Emperor of the 4th Paradigm - FACT!
- Trees talk, but only some people hear them - FACT!
- People who believe in something live much longer than atheists, and they have eternal life thrown in for good measure - FACT!
- If you believe this and turn you hands and wallet over to EPSILONISM, you’ll live a happy life. Otherwise you are doomed - FACT!
- 12. KIFFLOM - HAPPINESS IS YOURS! KIFFLOM!