Welcome to the Epsilon Dream!

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The 12 Tenents of KIFFLOM:

• The world is 157 years old - FACT!
• Dinosaurs are a lie that people believe because they are weak - FACT!
• You are happy, you just don’t know it - FACT!
• We all come from the same tree - FACT!
• Everyone is related to everyone else, except for people with red hair - FACT!
• Sperm does not exist - it is a lie spread by biology teachers - along with everything else you have ever been told - FACT!
• Men are supposed to lie with nine new partners a week. Women are supposed to lie with six, except for in July, when they must lie with five men a day - FACT!
• Aliens exist and are present on earth. If you have a birth mark, you may be descended from Kraff, the famous Emperor of the 4th Paradigm - FACT!
• Trees talk, but only some people hear them - FACT!
• People who believe in something live much longer than atheists, and they have eternal life thrown in for good measure - FACT!
• If you believe this and turn you hands and wallet over to EPSILONISM, you’ll live a happy life. Otherwise you are doomed - FACT!
• 12. KIFFLOM - HAPPINESS IS YOURS! KIFFLOM!