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  • Ryne

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    Funny IRC Quotes
    « on: September 06, 2013, 20:52:26 »
    On request :P
    [01:19] <~Ryz> someone start a funny irc quote topic
    « Last Edit: September 07, 2013, 12:43:25 by Avenger »


    "We may have different religions, different languages, different colored skin, but we all belong to one human race"

  • Uzzaji

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    Re: Funny Mirc quotes
    « Reply #1 on: September 06, 2013, 20:56:01 »
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    [01:28] <Maikel> Uzza who mod a you?
    [01:28] <Maikel> Adtec?
    [01:31] <Uzzaji> yes adtec makes everything
    [01:32] <Maikel> ok
    [01:32] <Maikel> you As little time
    [01:32] <Maikel> in the server
    [01:33] <Maikel> you are very fond of AdTec
    [01:35] <Maikel> Uzzajii, How I can get a mod I have done many things in the server I'm not from Save the Date :s
    [01:36] <Uzzaji> I don't know


  • Ryz

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    Re: Funny Mirc quotes
    « Reply #2 on: September 06, 2013, 20:57:47 »
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    [21:48] <Ryz> maikel I want to make you a deal
    [21:48] <Ryz> if you accept the deal I will unban you
    [21:48] <Ryz> ok?
    [21:48] <Maikel> Hmm
    [21:48] <Maikel> Okey
    [21:48] <Ryz> okay
    [21:48] <Ryz> now listen very carefully
    [21:49] <Maikel> yeah
    [21:49] <Maikel> Good
    [21:49] <Ryz> what I want you to do, is go on google and search for a goat with rifles
    [21:49] <Ryz> and send me the link to the picture
    [21:49] <Ryz> if it is the right picture I will unban you
    [21:49] <Ryz> but until you send me the picture of the goat with rifles
    [21:49] <Maikel> u.u
    [21:49] <Ryz> I will not unban you
    [21:49] <Ryz> ok
    [21:49] <Maikel> Okey
    [21:49] <Ryz> you have 3 hours
    [21:49] <Ryz> :)
    [21:49] <Maikel> Ryz
    [21:49] <Maikel> OMG
    [21:50] <Maikel> Ryz 3 our is much
    [21:50] <Ryz> you have 3 hours to search for the picture
    [21:50] <Ryz> and send me the link to the picture of the goat
    [21:50] <Ryz> if you do not send me the link to the picture in 3 hours time
    [21:50] <Maikel> Okey
    [21:50] <Ryz> you will not be unbanned
    [21:51] <Maikel> Okey
    [21:51] <Maikel> Goodgle good
    [21:51] <Maikel> google
    [21:51] <Ryz> yes google image
    [21:52] <Maikel> Ok
    [21:55] <Ryz> find goat with rifle yet?
    [21:55] <Maikel> Wait
    [21:55] <Maikel> hahaha :/
    [21:56] <Ryz> type into google "goat with rifle"
    [21:56] <Maikel> https://www.google.es/search?q=cabra+con+rifles+imagen&bav=on.2,or.r_cp.r_qf.&biw=1024&bih=673&bvm=pv.xjs.s.en_US.NyLNrjc
    [21:56] <Maikel> Good
    [21:56] <Maikel> :D
    [21:56] <Ryz> nono
    [21:57] <Ryz> send me a link to a picture
    [21:57] <Ryz> of a goat with a rifle
    [21:57] <Maikel> Image
    [21:57] <Maikel> yes
    [21:57] <Ryz> yes
    [21:57] <Maikel> Image clik
    [21:57] <Ryz> that is not image
    [21:57] <Maikel> haha
    [21:57] <Maikel> :/
    [21:58] <Maikel> image i just leave the nozzle
    [21:58] <Ryz> hmm nozzle
    [21:58] <Ryz> go to google, click on images
    [21:58] <Ryz> then type in
    [21:58] <Maikel> yeah
    [21:58] <Ryz> goat with rifle
    [21:59] <Ryz> and click the first picture
    [21:59] <Ryz> and send me
    [21:59] <Maikel> Ok
    [21:59] <Maikel> http://www.cuantarazon.com/crs/2011/04/CR_170532_cabra_de_la_legion.jpg
    [21:59] <Maikel> :)
    [21:59] <Maikel> yes
    [21:59] <Maikel> clik
    [21:59] <Maikel> JaJAJAJA
    [22:00] <Maikel> Ryz
    [22:00] <Maikel> Jajajaja
    [22:00] <Ryz> LOL
    [22:00] <Maikel> hahaha :D
    [22:00] <Maikel> Jajajaja
    [22:01] <Ryz> kk well done

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    Re: Funny Mirc quotes
    « Reply #3 on: September 06, 2013, 21:09:21 »
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    Shit expel it.
    Power's amazing words.

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    Re: Funny Mirc quotes
    « Reply #4 on: September 06, 2013, 22:25:20 »
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    [21:48] <Ryz> maikel I want to make you a deal
    [21:48] <Ryz> if you accept the deal I will unban you
    [21:48] <Ryz> ok?
    [21:48] <Maikel> Hmm
    [21:48] <Maikel> Okey
    [21:48] <Ryz> okay
    [21:48] <Ryz> now listen very carefully
    [21:49] <Maikel> yeah
    [21:49] <Maikel> Good
    [21:49] <Ryz> what I want you to do, is go on google and search for a goat with rifles
    [21:49] <Ryz> and send me the link to the picture
    [21:49] <Ryz> if it is the right picture I will unban you
    [21:49] <Ryz> but until you send me the picture of the goat with rifles
    [21:49] <Maikel> u.u
    [21:49] <Ryz> I will not unban you
    [21:49] <Ryz> ok
    [21:49] <Maikel> Okey
    [21:49] <Ryz> you have 3 hours
    [21:49] <Ryz> :)
    [21:49] <Maikel> Ryz
    [21:49] <Maikel> OMG
    [21:50] <Maikel> Ryz 3 our is much
    [21:50] <Ryz> you have 3 hours to search for the picture
    [21:50] <Ryz> and send me the link to the picture of the goat
    [21:50] <Ryz> if you do not send me the link to the picture in 3 hours time
    [21:50] <Maikel> Okey
    [21:50] <Ryz> you will not be unbanned
    [21:51] <Maikel> Okey
    [21:51] <Maikel> Goodgle good
    [21:51] <Maikel> google
    [21:51] <Ryz> yes google image
    [21:52] <Maikel> Ok
    [21:55] <Ryz> find goat with rifle yet?
    [21:55] <Maikel> Wait
    [21:55] <Maikel> hahaha :/
    [21:56] <Ryz> type into google "goat with rifle"
    [21:56] <Maikel> https://www.google.es/search?q=cabra+con+rifles+imagen&bav=on.2,or.r_cp.r_qf.&biw=1024&bih=673&bvm=pv.xjs.s.en_US.NyLNrjc
    [21:56] <Maikel> Good
    [21:56] <Maikel> :D
    [21:56] <Ryz> nono
    [21:57] <Ryz> send me a link to a picture
    [21:57] <Ryz> of a goat with a rifle
    [21:57] <Maikel> Image
    [21:57] <Maikel> yes
    [21:57] <Ryz> yes
    [21:57] <Maikel> Image clik
    [21:57] <Ryz> that is not image
    [21:57] <Maikel> haha
    [21:57] <Maikel> :/
    [21:58] <Maikel> image i just leave the nozzle
    [21:58] <Ryz> hmm nozzle
    [21:58] <Ryz> go to google, click on images
    [21:58] <Ryz> then type in
    [21:58] <Maikel> yeah
    [21:58] <Ryz> goat with rifle
    [21:59] <Ryz> and click the first picture
    [21:59] <Ryz> and send me
    [21:59] <Maikel> Ok
    [21:59] <Maikel> http://www.cuantarazon.com/crs/2011/04/CR_170532_cabra_de_la_legion.jpg
    [21:59] <Maikel> :)
    [21:59] <Maikel> yes
    [21:59] <Maikel> clik
    [21:59] <Maikel> JaJAJAJA
    [22:00] <Maikel> Ryz
    [22:00] <Maikel> Jajajaja
    [22:00] <Ryz> LOL
    [22:00] <Maikel> hahaha :D
    [22:00] <Maikel> Jajajaja
    [22:01] <Ryz> kk well done

    Hope you unbanned him

  • Uzzaji

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    Re: Funny Mirc quotes
    « Reply #5 on: September 07, 2013, 03:54:57 »
    Lmao a goat with rifles


  • Darfy

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    Re: Funny Mirc quotes
    « Reply #6 on: September 07, 2013, 10:39:13 »
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    <&RastySpoon> [8] [UF]fawad: ali boy wana my sunchezz for your stringer
    <&RostySpoon> [2] GooD: or with cheetah or interferon
    <&RustySpoon> [8] [UF]fawad: yeah i have sunchezz admin but i want pcg
    <&RustySpoon> [2] GooD: then exhange with pcj or cheetah or interferon
    <&RostySpoon> [8] [UF]fawad: good which car interferon? yes good i m talking wiht u
    <&RastySpoon> [8] [UF]fawad: admin i want infernence
    <&RostySpoon> [8] [UF]fawad: admin want sunchezz for interference
    <&RastySpoon> [8] [UF]fawad: darfy?
    <&RustySpoon> [2] GooD: car is at the door
    <&RustySpoon> [2] GooD: i m not darfy
    <&RostySpoon> [8] [UF]fawad: this car is onterferon?
    <&RustySpoon> [8] [UF]fawad: k but where is morphine he wana give me interferon for sunchez
    <&RostySpoon> [8] [UF]fawad: ah ah ah leave leave its hurting me
    -
    <&RostySpoon> [5] [UF]fawad: interferon = infernence

     :'( sad story

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    <&RustySpoon> [17] [WRS]Azal.malik: id 10 is bad
    <&RustySpoon> (Admin) Darfy: azal.malik use /c report
    <&RustySpoon> <ADMIN CHAT> Server: [WRS]Azal.malik has reported [WRS]Azal.malik (ID: 17) for: hacker
    <&RastySpoon> [17] [WRS]Azal.malik: admin
    <&RastySpoon> (Admin) Darfy: wat
    <&RustySpoon> [17] [WRS]Azal.malik: i have reported [WRS]Azal.malik
    <&RustySpoon> [17] [WRS]Azal.malik: i have reported [WRS]Azal.malik
    <&RastySpoon> (Admin) Darfy: does he hack?
    <&RustySpoon> [17] [WRS]Azal.malik: no
    <&RostySpoon> (Admin) Darfy: then what?
    <&RastySpoon> [17] [WRS]Azal.malik: i dont know?
    <&RustySpoon> [17] [WRS]Azal.malik: did u ban him admin?
    <&RastySpoon> (Admin) Darfy: no i didnt azal
    <&RustySpoon> [17] [WRS]Azal.malik: why?
    <&RustySpoon> [17] [WRS]Azal.malik: i reported
    <&RastySpoon> (Admin) Darfy: why should i ban him
    <&RastySpoon> [17] [WRS]Azal.malik: because u told me if i report i will get money
    <&RostySpoon> (Admin) Darfy: LOL what
    <&RustySpoon> [17] [WRS]Azal.malik: yes
    <&RastySpoon> (Admin) Darfy: i never told you that
    <&RostySpoon> [17] [WRS]Azal.malik: prove it
    <&RustySpoon> (Admin) Darfy: no you prove it
    <&RustySpoon> [17] [WRS]Azal.malik: prove it in court of honor
    <&RustySpoon> [17] [WRS]Azal.malik: i am going to file a lawsuit
    <&RastySpoon> [17] [WRS]Azal.malik: give me my money darfy

    Waiting for the invitation to the hearing..
    « Last Edit: September 07, 2013, 11:03:55 by Darfy »

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    Re: Funny Mirc quotes
    « Reply #7 on: September 07, 2013, 12:31:21 »
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    <&Quack>  15-> 14(3) 6Detonator: cool_boy
    <&Quack>  15-> 14(0) 8[PRO]cool_boy: yes
    <&Quack>  15-> 14(3) 6Detonator: you are nyb don,right?
    <&Quack>  15-> 14(0) 8[PRO]cool_boy: yes
    <&Quack>  15-> 14(3) 6Detonator: pls pls use hack like today,i wanna see
    <&Quack>  15-> 14(0) 8[PRO]cool_boy: hacking allow
    <&Quack>  15-> 14(3) 6Detonator: yes
    <&Quack>  15-> 14(4) 6[MKt]Nemesis.: Lol
    <&Quack>  15-> 14(3) 6Detonator: yes is allow
    <&Quack>  15-> 14(3) 6Detonator: pls pls
    <&Quack>  15-> 14(3) 6Detonator: me too nyb
    <&Quack>  5>> Top Addicts: [MKs]NekO: 14035, Fox: 10875, [MK]R.: 9913, Bangarang: 9700, MaddoX: 9511.
    [b]<&Quack>  5[PRO]cool_boy was auto banned from the server, Reason: HP hacks, Duration: 1 month (720 Hours)[/b]
    <&Quack>  4*** [PRO]cool_boy has been banned from the server.

    <&Quack>  3*** [PRO]cool_boy has connected. 12(Pakistan)
    <&Quack>  4*** [PRO]cool_boy has been banned from the server.
    « Last Edit: September 07, 2013, 17:28:18 by Detonator »

    Credits: xGrandoIz

  • Darfy

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    Re: Funny IRC Quotes
    « Reply #8 on: September 08, 2013, 15:42:52 »
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    [17:40] <&RastySpoon> 07[21] 10[WRS]Music: how to ture stat off ?
    [17:40] <&RustySpoon> 07[7] 10SkNiaZi786: typr /satst off

    I have to include this picture, credits go to Avenger
    « Last Edit: September 08, 2013, 18:03:57 by Darfy »

  • morphine

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    Re: Funny IRC Quotes
    « Reply #9 on: September 08, 2013, 20:47:01 »
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    <%morphine> .If you are a hack and can go talk to me knowing that I command the?
    <&RostySpoon> (Moderator) morphine: If you are a hack and can go talk to me knowing that I command the?
    .
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    <&RostySpoon> [7] [TpS]Power: no, xDD I am pro/noob :D

    .. inception.

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    Re: Funny IRC Quotes
    « Reply #10 on: September 09, 2013, 00:13:25 »
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    <%morphine> .If you are a hack and can go talk to me knowing that I command the?
    <&RostySpoon> (Moderator) morphine: If you are a hack and can go talk to me knowing that I command the?
    .
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    <&RostySpoon> [7] [TpS]Power: no, xDD I am pro/noob :D

    .. inception.

    Just I realize that my words the forum.  ::)
    « Last Edit: September 09, 2013, 00:15:14 by Power »

  • Uzzaji

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    Re: Funny IRC Quotes
    « Reply #11 on: September 09, 2013, 03:32:35 »
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    Just I realize that my words the forum.  ::)
    Another inspirational quote.

    Power, Thanks for keeping this topic alive. #respect


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    Re: Funny IRC Quotes
    « Reply #12 on: September 09, 2013, 10:57:46 »
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    [18:16] <Maikel> Ryz
    [18:16] <Maikel> what is your schedule at home..

    Help me...

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    Re: Funny IRC Quotes
    « Reply #13 on: September 09, 2013, 22:00:29 »
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    [22:58] <Maikel> Avenger= PROSTITUTA

    Guys, Maikel is awesome!!!


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    Re: Funny IRC Quotes
    « Reply #14 on: September 09, 2013, 22:19:53 »
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    [23:07] * Edga (Edga@lu-ba10vn.static.zebra.lt) has joined #dna
    [23:07] * Pie sets mode: +o Edga
    [23:07] <@Edga> hey, anyone's here?
    [23:07] <Maikel> ..
    [23:07] <@Edga> sup
    [23:07] <Maikel> Edga :)
    [23:07] <@Edga> how are ya
    [23:08] <Maikel> fine, and u?
    [23:08] <@Edga> not really
    [23:08] <Maikel> Lol
    [23:08] <Maikel> Go away
    [23:08] <@Edga> as you wish prick
    [23:08] <@Edga> tadaaam
    [23:08] * @Edga (Edga@lu-ba10vn.static.zebra.lt) Quit (Quit: )

    Edga :'(
    whats wrong